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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4575 on: November 21, 2021, 09:23:04 AM »
I would not have made it. Fumes like that kick my ass.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4576 on: November 21, 2021, 09:28:25 AM »
Today my brass group played at the meat store/BBQ joint.  They put us next to the gas pumps.  During our second piece, an old woman wearing a mask (Mask Karen?) did a face plant right on the sidewalk about 20-feet (6m) from us .  Blood all over the place from a probable broken nose.  Had to remove her mask.  Someone called 911, so we were bathed in diesel exhaust fumes from the fire truck and ambulance. At least we got free food.
Did you guys wreck the hotel rooms later and shove fish into women like led zep did in Seattle?  Also, you referred to the unfortunate woman as a Karen but you had no way of knowing from what your description tells us. Maybe she was cool, chill and down with the sound although clumsy.

I know an actual Karen and she is with much contempt over the new stigma attached to her name as she does not fit the Karen narrative. Karrative?

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4579 on: November 23, 2021, 06:24:09 AM »
I feared for the Walkin' Dude.........

I can't tell if he made it or not.
There is one frame after the car goes flying by where I think I see his hand.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4580 on: November 23, 2021, 06:30:35 AM »
I can't tell if he made it or not.
There is one frame after the car goes flying by where I think I see his hand.

He was fine. Right at the very end when that second bit of insanity rolls up he makes an encore appearance on the right hand side of the frame.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4581 on: November 23, 2021, 06:34:52 AM »
He was fine. Right at the very end when that second bit of insanity rolls up he makes an encore appearance on the right hand side of the frame.

I figured all the inbreds dress like that there and it was a brothercousin.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4582 on: November 23, 2021, 08:33:34 AM »
I figured all the inbreds dress like that there and it was a brothercousin.

He's missing the backwards baseball cap

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4583 on: November 23, 2021, 08:47:21 PM »
What the hell happened to Tiffany? All botoxed, bloated, tatted up and drop F-bombs on her faithful. 

Singer Tiffany swears at concertgoers during awkward ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ performance: ‘F—k you, guys’


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There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4585 on: November 24, 2021, 09:48:38 AM »
What the hell happened to Tiffany? All botoxed, bloated, tatted up and drop F-bombs on her faithful. 

Singer Tiffany swears at concertgoers during awkward ‘I Think We’re Alone Now’ performance: ‘F—k you, guys’


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Gads, WTH?





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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4586 on: November 24, 2021, 09:52:10 AM »
I use this term in public. In private... Bitchtress, Tormentor, Spawn of Adolph, Icehole, etc.

I like Bitchtress. I might adopt that.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4587 on: November 24, 2021, 10:03:01 AM »
Gads, WTH?




Jeez Louise - even worse than I ever could have imagined.  Meanwhile here is Bennett in his 90's still getting it done:

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4588 on: November 24, 2021, 10:27:38 AM »
Jeez Louise - even worse than I ever could have imagined.  Meanwhile here is Bennett in his 90's still getting it done:

Come on ,Tiffany, have at least a little self respect... or at least show some mercy to us mere mortals.  :o

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #4589 on: November 24, 2021, 11:20:47 AM »
@Walks_At_Night @ItsOver
Speaking of Tony Bennet, his Christmas album is quite nice should you be so Christmassy inclined to add to your musical library. It is extremely well produced AKA sounds fantastic!