Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

I think Abner has sold me on this product:

[ShayP]

Map sex. What is going on with you?

LOL!!!!

[ShayP]

I think Abner has sold me on this product:

I don't think Abner sold me on that product.  I know!

[JUAN]

You’ve never tried to mix cement, sand, and lime in a wheelbarrow with a hoe, then had to get the concrete out of the wheelbarrow.

[Bart Ell]

You’ve never tried to mix cement, sand, and lime in a wheelbarrow with a hoe, then had to get the concrete out of the wheelbarrow.

It is also difficult to get the hoe to shut up about having to climb into the wheelbarrow.
YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!

[ShayP]

You’ve never tried to mix cement, sand, and lime in a wheelbarrow with a hoe, then had to get the concrete out of the wheelbarrow.

Me? Yes. It's been a while. I used a shovel instead of a hoe. I found washing the wheelbarrow afterward bothersome.

[ShayP]

It is also difficult to get the hoe to shut up about having to climb into the wheelbarrow.
YOU WILL HEAR ABOUT IT FOR DAYS!

LOL!!!

[sean92008]

I've been waiting before I posted this...

I like my hoes washed before I use them...

🙄🙄🙄

PS There's no way that Abner Washington was 86 years old!

[Walks_At_Night]

Any relief @ShayP?  If not this might help. I've recently had a bout with it and these Celebrity Bowling episodes from the 70's have helped.
Leslie Nielson and Susan Saint James versus Lloyd Bridges and Angie Dickinson.   That is actually a good match - some times there is a Ruth Buzi versus Fannie Flag snoozefest.

[ShayP]

Any relief @ShayP?  If not this might help. I've recently had a bout with it and these Celebrity Bowling episodes from the 70's have helped.
Leslie Nielson and Susan Saint James versus Lloyd Bridges and Angie Dickinson.   That is actually a good match - some times there is a Ruth Buzi versus Fannie Flag snoozefest.

Ha!  Reminds me of Bowling for Dollars.  I think they showed that in your neck of the woods back in the day.  The Pittsburgh host was Nick Perry.  He also did the lottery drawings but was rigging it.  He was sentenced to seven years in prison.

Thanks for asking. @Walks_At_Night  It's still a struggle.  Last night was good.  The previous three, no.  About three hours per night.

[Walks_At_Night]

Ha!  Reminds me of Bowling for Dollars.  I think they showed that in your neck of the woods back in the day.  The Pittsburgh host was Nick Perry.  He also did the lottery drawings but was rigging it.  He was sentenced to seven years in prison.

Thanks for asking. @Walks_At_Night  It's still a struggle.  Last night was good.  The previous three, no.  About three hours per night.

Rigging the lotto drawings! That is a crime against humanity.

The Detroit guy was Bob Allison. Straight arrow type.
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[ShayP]

Rigging the lotto drawings! That is a crime against humanity.

The Detroit guy was Bob Allison. Straight arrow type.
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I figured you'd have experienced the glory of Bowling for Dollars.  Anyway, Nick had his flunkies inject the numbered ping pong balls with water.  Then they would play the numbers of the balls that weren't weighed down.  Naughty naughty.  They got busted and threw him under the bus as the ringleader.

[Walks_At_Night]

I figured you'd have experienced the glory of Bowling for Dollars.  Anyway, Nick had his flunkies inject the numbered ping pong balls with water.  Then they would play the numbers of the balls that weren't weighed down.  Naughty naughty.  They got busted and threw him under the bus as the ringleader.

We also had The Ghoul. If I am not exactly normal, it is due to watching Ghoul on WXON TV20 on Saturday nights.

[Walks_At_Night]

110%!

[ShayP]

We also had The Ghoul. If I am not exactly normal, it is due to watching Ghoul on WXON TV20 on Saturday nights.

LOL!  Wow. @Walks_At_Night  I don't think there is any "If" involved.    I kid.  Dude looks like Frank Zappa.  I bet it was fun to watch though.  Did he intro horror movies or anything like that?  We had "Chilly" Billy. (Bill Cardille) He was so famous locally that they didn't show Saturday Night Live for a while, but him instead.

If you care to check out one of the intros, start at the 1:50 time.  Before that are commercials.