Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[TigerLily]

I'm almost certain the milk in my cereal has protein.

Anyway, explains what?  Never mind, who cares.

C'mon @PB You know you hang on my every word

[PB]

C'mon @PB You know you hang on my every word

And yet here you are trying to get my attention

[HamsterMuscle]

And yet here you are trying to get my attention

It's love about to happen, folks!

This way to @PB 's crib, @TigerLily:

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[KSM]

Every time that I read one of your posts, I get a rash.

Fortunately @TigerLily is around to give you your daily neutering.

Yeah, a lust rash in ya' nether regions. Ya git all chubbed up, albeit compact n' little like. You subscribe to my perfection and read every post while you paint the walls with guilty shame. SHAME!

And let's be serious. Yuuuooo and Lily follow PB around like lost puppies.

[HamsterMuscle]

Yeah, a lust rash in ya' nether regions. Ya git all chubbed up, albeit compact n' little like. You subscribe to my perfection and read every post while you paint the walls with guilty shame. SHAME!

And let's be serious. Yuuuooo and Lily follow PB around like lost puppies.

Shutting up is free.  FYI

[KSM]

Shutting up is free.  FYI

I shut you up on a regular basis. For free. FYI

[HamsterMuscle]

I shut you up on a regular basis. For free. FYI

Big truck, no penis.

[KSM]

Big truck, no penis.

I go out and water my flowers for an hour to the sounds of Lana Del Rey in the God-given-beautiful-ocean-air AND THAT'S AL YOU COME UP WITH?? Borrowing from the lamest poster here's avatar?!? Stop it! You're better than that!!  You won't win. You don't win. Not with me you don't.

C'mon man, let's SMOKO! 

[HamsterMuscle]

I go out and water my flowers for an hour to the sounds of Lana Del Rey in the God-given-beautiful-ocean-air AND THAT'S AL YOU COME UP WITH?? Borrowing from the lamest poster here's avatar?!? Stop it! You're better than that!!  You won't win. You don't win. Not with me you don't.

C'mon man, let's SMOKO! 

This post reminds me of that hot tub scene in About Schmidt, with you as Kathy Bates.  I'm all tuckered out.

[PB]

... You're better than that!!...

No, he's not.

... You won't win. You don't win...

Ain't that the truth

[HamsterMuscle]

No, he's not.


Ain't that the truth

That nude scene with Kathy Bates also reminded me of you, but for a different reason.

[ItsOver]

Just another day in Texas.

Houston cops are on it.

[Up All Night]

Feel sorry for the people who ate this heavily advertised junk. I tried Skittles years ago and knew they were crap... Mars is a big co. with lots of lawyers to defend them...

https://abc7.com/skittles-titanium-dioxide-lawsuit-toxin/12056209/

https://twitter.com/ABC7/status/1548459838690115584

[Bart Ell]

How is this not some sort of face swap?

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I think either @ShayP or @Walks_At_Night might be able to explain it.
It baffles me.
I am baffled.
I gots a bad case of the baffles.
Baffle me with a face swap.

[ShayP]

How is this not some sort of face swap?

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I think either @ShayP or @Walks_At_Night might be able to explain it.
It baffles me.
I am baffled.
I gots a bad case of the baffles.
Baffle me with a face swap.

Owen Hart.  I think his wife had some work done since that photo.  At first glance I thought that may be his sister, but that would be creepy to take a photo like that with your sibling.  The cute little kid had an expression of "help me."

Maybe Glamour Shots had a filter that would make people look alike?