Every time that I read one of your posts, I get a rash.
Fortunately @TigerLily is around to give you your daily neutering.
Yeah, a lust rash in ya' nether regions. Ya git all chubbed up, albeit compact n' little like. You subscribe to my perfection and read every post while you paint the walls with guilty shame. SHAME!
And let's be serious. Yuuuooo and Lily follow PB around like lost puppies.