Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[bateman]

If I had the body of a damp hot pocket stuffed with a 350 pound russet potato, the hairline of a cancer victim going through their 3rd round of chemo and walked that way naturally and not because I was doing my "This is the big one, I'm coming Elizabeth!" Fred Sanford impression then the only blasting I would be doing is a bullet to my head.

And he's not even 50 years old.

[Bart Ell]

And he's not even 50 years old.

In that case I would not recommend whatever brand of HGH he uses.

[bateman]

If you told me he was 65, I would believe it. That's some hard living.

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[sean92008]

If you told me he was 65, I would believe it. That's some hard living.

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Shit. Ridden hard.

Tim Pool is nearing baldness but his face isn't pummeled like AJ's.

[bateman]

Shit. Ridden hard.

Tim Pool is nearing baldness but his face isn't pummeled like AJ's.

Anyone who wears a beanie indoors is at least a Norwood Scale 4.

[sean92008]

Anyone who wears a beanie indoors is at least a Norwood Scale 4.

Is that "Ultra-Asshole" on the "BeingReal" scale?

[Walks_At_Night]

If I had the body of a damp hot pocket stuffed with a 350 pound russet potato, the hairline of a cancer victim going through their 3rd round of chemo and walked that way naturally and not because I was doing my "This is the big one, I'm coming Elizabeth!" Fred Sanford impression then the only blasting I would be doing is a bullet to my head.

That is quite the gait he has in that video. Sort of a combination of a pregnant woman's waddle and a dude with a rake handle shoved up his rump.

[Walks_At_Night]

Takes a monitor flung to the head but doesn't lose an antler.

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1605336085143474176

[KSM]

Takes a monitor flung to the head but doesn't lose an antler.

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1605336085143474176

Just an observation here, but the majority of these unfortunate public displays are carried out by them. Good Lord. Popeye's ran out of chicken?

[Chefist]

Just an observation here, but the majority of these unfortunate public displays are carried out by them. Good Lord. Popeye's ran out of chicken?

I prefer Church's. 

[sean92008]

It's not racist, it just happens to be what it is... Almost every time.

By the way, she fits a few stereotypes. What she's wearing, her body weight, her whiny voice, oh and the fact that she is a black woman who is probably upset that whitey has invented computers that she cannot operate.

[Bart Ell]

It's not racist

You keep telling yourself that, sparky.

[KSM]

You keep telling yourself that, sparky.

He's right. It is not racist to objectively observe a simple pattern and then comment on it. Just the way it is. Some of them are savages - just like the mayonnaise sandwich eating white trash cracker who fucks his sister. Or what about those people who don't recognize ham as a legitimate meat! 

[sean92008]

I was playing on the Falkie habit of saying "not racist, that was the way it was" or however he says it.

I came here now to gripe about Neil Schon. One day, I told him no on the phone. Flat out no. His guitar tech calls me up and tries to sweet talk me. I like this guitar tech, we had a lot of laughs, but Neil is a dick.

Looking back, I should have agreed to a trade. One of his stage-played guitars for mine, not stage-played, but a twin to one of his that got munched. Opportunity lost.

Journey lawsuits!
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/journey-neal-schon-files-cease-215354510.html

[sean92008]

Takes a monitor flung to the head but doesn't lose an antler.

https://twitter.com/ONLYinDADE/status/1605336085143474176

At least nobody was taken hostage...
https://twitter.com/RealStlNews/status/1606001425095327744