Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[TigerLily]

Important new discovery - large breasts the result of sunbathing topless and drinking beer.

https://www.outkick.com/instagram-star-veronika-rajek-my-boobs-became-huge-after-drinking-dads-beer/

Very nice link @JUAN  Not to go in a wrong direction here, but apparently the sunshine works on the male parts as well. I shall not provide any links to that. Perhaps TL will 

Mmmm Sunshine boobies 

Am I supposed to be the expert on large breasts, penises, beer or sunshine? She is one of those majestic Slavic beauties but the boobies have been surgically enhanced. She lies. But it's a nice fantasy and her right to do so.  Drinking beer will give you big breasts but an even bigger belly. Kind of defeats the purpose if you're going for the Miss Slovenia look. I can't say I'm an expert on penis. More an interested amateur. Always wear sunscreen if you don't want to look like the Cryptkeeper. Go with a professional spray on tan if you feel the need

[KSM]

Am I supposed to be the expert on large breasts, penises, beer or sunshine?

..Um,  yeah!

[sean92008]

Whatever happened to HW fan  @Sugaree?

Soooo... Susie Wheeler is soliciting for rides in St. Paul, Minnesota.  I love Live On Patrol. (3:18:00+ into the stream)

Wanna get your freak on with a midget?
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[Walks_At_Night]

Like a Three Stooges skit come to life.

[sean92008]

Like a Three Stooges skit come to life.

The big boy has been hit with the stupid stick, it's cruel of him to hit others with it!

I see that they must use lead paint on the candy wrappers in his country. He's eaten enough of it.

[Walks_At_Night]

Big  Pharma wins again.

[sean92008]

Does she look happy to you?
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[StarrMountain]

 

[Walks_At_Night]

Does she look happy to you?

Small smile indicates happiness but the eyes look sort of sad. The eyes win.

[Bart Ell]

Small smile indicates happiness

Small eyes indicate Asian.

[sean92008]

Small smile indicates happiness but the eyes look sort of sad. The eyes win.

Thanks. The glassy eyes could be from tears welling up or inebriation.

[Walks_At_Night]

Tech Layoffs Shock Young Workers. The Older People? Not So Much.

Facebook [or whatever they call themselves] purged 11000, Microsoft tagged 10000 and the Googler nailed 12000 all fairly recently. I am sure the White Shoe Boys are getting ready for their own Night of the Long Knives but hell - at this point I'm 29 and 2.  Bring it on bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sean92008]

Shelley Duvall has turned into a homeless lady, at least it looks like she's homeless. She is also at least 250 lbs.
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It looks like she has good taste in cars, she drives a 4Runner.

[Up All Night]

Enjoy !

[Up All Night]

Darwin Award
https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-dead-after-dog-steps-hunting-rifles/story?id=96688192