Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[sean92008]

I once wrote and sent a skit to SNL about a Used Coffin Salesman. Like the stereotypical used car salesman but with coffins. Saying things like "What do I gotta do to put you in this thing today!!" It was funny on paper and in my head, but, alas..

Damn, youz Ca-na-di-anz are goddamn funny.

If you have a copy, send it to fledgeling comedy shows!

[KSM]

Damn, youz Ca-na-di-anz are goddamn funny.

If you have a copy, send it to fledgeling comedy shows!

Don't have a copy anymore. It was 2006.

Ca-na-di-ans --- You see the clips of her saying that? Shapiro had a good giggle. My God, what a complete fuck-up of an administration.

[sean92008]

Don't have a copy anymore. It was 2006.

Ca-na-di-ans --- You see the clips of her saying that? Shapiro had a good giggle. My God, what a complete fuck-up of an administration.

Heather Wade pulled the same mispronunciation. Can uh dee yuh.

Argh!

[PB]

Heather Wade pulled the same mispronunciation. Can uh dee yuh.

Argh!

Most people in this country have no idea how to pronounce either Oregon or Nevada.

[KSM]

Most people in this country have no idea how to pronounce either Oregon or Nevada.

I've recently met a guy who said Our-Kansas. He did not say Arkansas.

Black Oak Our-Are - Kansas.
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[sean92008]

Most people in this country have no idea how to pronounce either Oregon or Nevada.

Say Nevada like someone from Iowa pronounces "taco." No Spanish influence.

[Walks_At_Night]

Premature, Chemtrail, ejaculation or APU on a cold day?

https://twitter.com/Thumperjoey68/status/1626551663346556933

[Walks_At_Night]

That's a biggie

https://twitter.com/WaterlsScary/status/1626529631632252928

[Bart Ell]

That's a biggie

https://twitter.com/WaterlsScary/status/1626529631632252928

This needs a song about fish...

AND FISH ARE BAD!
BAD!

[KSM]

This needs a song about fish...

AND FISH ARE BAD!
BAD!

WTF??  I thought I was the only Lord Tracy fan! Like,  the ONLY fan.  I have that song in rotation to this day. They had some other gems as well, but I sense you know that.

[Bart Ell]

WTF??  I thought I was the only Lord Tracy fan! Like,  the ONLY fan.  I have that song in rotation to this day. They had some other gems as well, but I sense you know that.

One of the most underrated albums of that genre.

[KSM]

That's a biggie

https://twitter.com/WaterlsScary/status/1626529631632252928

HOLY MAMMA! That is incredible! Wow.

@Walks_At_Night This horrific thing was suggested to me on YT.  I immediately thought of the strange finds of yours on the net.  I shall not be watching this BTW.

[Walks_At_Night]

This needs a song about fish...

AND FISH ARE BAD!
BAD!

Holy Serrasalmidae @Bart Ell   This is awesome!

Swimming in the deep blue sea. He's after you, he's after me. He'll eat you up, oh yes he will. Cause he's no chicken of the sea

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[Walks_At_Night]

HOLY MAMMA! That is incredible! Wow.

@Walks_At_Night This horrific thing was suggested to me on YT.  I immediately thought of the strange finds of yours on the net.  I shall not be watching this BTW.

I understand the hesitancy.  Not sure I want any part of that either.

[KSM]

I understand the hesitancy.  Not sure I want any part of that either.

Like we couldn't figure out how to get a one way ticket south on out own.

Twisted actually had some good songs. Burn In Hell was not one of them.

From the same album..