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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6690 on: October 22, 2023, 10:29:17 AM »
Yeah, fighting an eagle could be iffy. The size of that thing? Birdy refuses to say cheese and he ain't fuckin' around.

I was riding my bike one day, just starting out from the trailhead.  Pond on my right, some bushes an my left, straight, flat, dirt road in front.  A friend was maybe 15 feet ahead of me.  We were heading out to a hill to find some reported Native American grinding holes here and there, and a few other signs of their earlier presence.  The back side of the hill is off limits and known for raptors.

Apparently my friend woke up something sleeping off to the left, and as I was going by it came boiling out of the bushes.  Huge, black, 2-3 feet in front of me, it pretty much took up my full field of vision.  My initial reaction was it's a turkey, what else around here is huge, black, and flies.  Three flaps of the wings and it was pretty high over the pond.

Not a turkey, but I didn't know what it was.  Later we get to the top of the hill and look out, we see peregrine falcons and these same black things.  They looked like eagles, the silhouette, the distinct shape of the beak.  I know we supposedly have bald eagles around here, like one or two once in awhile at some remote lake, but this wasn't a bald eagle.  I'd heard of golden eagles, but this thing was very dark brown.

I found it on google, turns out golden eagles aren't golden at all, they're dark brown, just like the one in the above image.  And big. 

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6691 on: October 22, 2023, 10:38:36 AM »
what else around here is huge, black, and flies.   

I am pretty sure @sean92008 would say blacks.
There is no way the laws of gravity get enforced on them.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6692 on: October 22, 2023, 10:46:04 AM »
I am pretty sure @sean92008 would say blacks.
There is no way the laws of gravity get enforced on them.

As I was posting that, I was thinking none of the Golden State Warriors are particularly athletic.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6693 on: October 22, 2023, 10:47:03 AM »
Yeah, fighting an eagle could be iffy. The size of that thing? Birdy refuses to say cheese and he ain't fuckin' around.

That image was taken in Kazakhstan.  I think the photographer was out on a photo shoot and that was one of the guy's eagles.  In Central Asia the ancient sport is still popular.

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A few guys out with their buds.  Probably working the tourist trade.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6694 on: October 22, 2023, 11:46:31 AM »
Doesn't seem to be deterring the guy doing the punching at fucking all.
One white puncher if you will.
Or are you inferring it only applies to defending yourself and not initiating?
Your theory seems to not be fully thought out.
Doesn't seem to be deterring the guy doing the punching at fucking all.
One white puncher if you will.
Or are you inferring it only applies to defending yourself and not initiating?
Your theory seems to not be fully thought out.
I am pretty sure @sean92008 would say blacks.
There is no way the laws of gravity get enforced on them.

Well.. somebody's in a mood.

Take it outside. It's a nice sunny Sunday, no need for indoor tomfoolery.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6695 on: October 22, 2023, 12:31:49 PM »
Rob Zombie movies suck.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6696 on: October 22, 2023, 03:31:31 PM »
Take it outside.

You could have at least walked outside to post that.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6697 on: October 22, 2023, 06:44:44 PM »
You could have at least walked outside to post that.


The windows were open.. maybe that counts for something.  :-\

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6698 on: October 23, 2023, 02:34:38 AM »
It's one of the most dangerous animals on that list. 

You ever been anywhere, say a tourist trap in Asia, where there are packs of monkeys dumb tourists feed and are now lying in wait for the next person to come by?  The cuteness idea disappears quickly, permanently.

Don't mess with an orang utan either.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6699 on: October 23, 2023, 03:32:19 AM »
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/

Read this, you lousy bastards. It's official, the UK has better teeth than Amurriker. Vindication! You lot can fuck right off and suck a big one.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6700 on: October 23, 2023, 08:35:57 AM »
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/

Read this, you lousy bastards. It's official, the UK has better teeth than Amurriker. Vindication! You lot can fuck right off and suck a big one.
Fake news.

You wanna have a teeth off?   ;D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6701 on: October 23, 2023, 08:37:41 AM »
https://www.yongeeglintondental.com/blog/healthy-primary-teeth/

Read this, you lousy bastards. It's official, the UK has better teeth than Amurriker. Vindication! You lot can fuck right off and suck a big one.

All those immigrants pulling the average up

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6702 on: October 23, 2023, 10:13:35 AM »
All those immigrants pulling the average up
And they're all non-assimilating mid-easterners so their teeth look even whiter.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6703 on: October 23, 2023, 06:27:06 PM »
Don't believe that I have ever seen this before.


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #6704 on: October 24, 2023, 05:32:23 AM »
I was just reading about how some gook bastard Asian fellow has been filmed pissing into a vat at a Tsingtao brewery. Isn't that what Budweiser have been doing for decades? Although it's usually cats in their case.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-67191242