Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Bart Ell]

Is there a go-to item you're supposed to get if you're at a Wendy's? Always assuming they have similar menus here, of course.

Baconator or Breakfast Baconator.

[KSM]

Is there a go-to item you're supposed to get if you're at a Wendy's? Always assuming they have similar menus here, of course.

IF I'm doing a Wendy dinner, which is about every 3 years?.. I get the Dave's Triple with Cheese. If memory serves me their fries are sub-par to other places, although I was told that they have stepped up the fry game. Their chicken nuggets are better than McDonoods.

Baconator or Breakfast Baconator.

Breakfast baconator?  I never knew. THAT must be new!

[Peter Wyngarde]

How about a Frosty? That's been mentioned a couple of times on here. I'm not even sure if it's an ice cream, a milkshake, or what it's supposed to be.

[Peter Wyngarde]

I just looked up the Baconator. Over 1000 calories. Jesus Christ, you people.

[Peter Wyngarde]

I'm going to see 2001 in IMAX tomorrow night, so I will fit in this fine dining experience just before that. God help me!

[Walks_At_Night]

I just looked up the Baconator. Over 1000 calories. Jesus Christ, you people.

What a Wus Bunny you are. Lol.  Just get a Large Chili and a small Vanilla Frosty then.  Their Chili is pretty good [at least here].

[Peter Wyngarde]

What a Wus Bunny you are. Lol.  Just get a Large Chili and a small Vanilla Frosty then.  Their Chili is pretty good [at least here].

Thankfully I'm in pretty good shape at the moment so it shouldn't wreak too much havoc, but fucking hell the way you lot just casually put that stuff down your cakeholes is both amazing and horrifying. And that's just lunch. I bet the real rough stuff happens later in the evening. Your toilets must be made of asbestos.

[KSM]

How about a Frosty? That's been mentioned a couple of times on here. I'm not even sure if it's an ice cream, a milkshake, or what it's supposed to be.

The frosty is damn yummy but contains a shit-ton of FAT.

[PB]

I'm going to see 2001 in IMAX tomorrow night, so I will fit in this fine dining experience just before that. God help me!

Maybe go afterward..

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Thankfully I'm in pretty good shape at the moment so it shouldn't wreak too much havoc, but fucking hell the way you lot just casually put that stuff down your cakeholes is both amazing and horrifying. And that's just lunch. I bet the real rough stuff happens later in the evening. Your toilets must be made of asbestos.

You could go with a Dave’s Single.  It’s a cheese burger they drag through the garden so at least you are getting some veggies.  It comes in at 590 calories which should satisfy your effeminate sensibilities, there princess.

[Peter Wyngarde]

You could go with a Dave’s Single.  It’s a cheese burger they drag through the garden so at least you are getting some veggies.  It comes in at 590 calories which should satisfy your effeminate sensibilities, there princess.

I might have the Curry Bean Burger just to fuck with y'all. I might as well put a skirt on when I order too.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Shit, that's nearly 1100 calories!! WTAFF?!!

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

Shit, that's nearly 1100 calories!! WTAFF?!!

That’s lightweight shit!  Try the triple loaded nacho burger!  Comes in at a mean 1280!  That’ll put hair on your nuts!  They might even put your name up on the wall if you finish it.

[Peter Wyngarde]

That’s lightweight shit!  Try the triple loaded nacho burger!  Comes in at a mean 1280!  That’ll put hair on your nuts!  They might even put your name up on the wall if you finish it.

I don't think we have it, so I'm spared that abomination. It's my zealous attention to calories that keeps me still getting more ass than a rental car at my age, while you're hunched over your Hungry Man watching a Lethal Weapon triple-bill.

[Billy Joe Mulgreavey]

I don't think we have it, so I'm spared that abomination. It's my zealous attention to calories that keeps me still getting more ass than a rental car at my age, while you're hunched over your Hungry Man watching a Lethal Weapon triple-bill.

Lethal Weapon triple feature AND a Hungry Man?  Now you’re just teasing me!