Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Peter Wyngarde]

Ok Ellgab. I'm looking at two, free, online courses. I'd normally take a technical course but looking at trying a class for fun. I'll only have time for one of the two. Which looks better?

• Film, Images & Historical Interpretation in the 20th Century: The Camera Never Lies out of London
• Baseball into the Millennium out of CU Boulder

Obviously the first one, but you'll need to grow a pretentious little beard first and wear a polo neck. Also a beret, if possible. Although it claims to come out of London I'd wager my left nut they're both Yanks.

[Bart Ell]

Ok Ellgab. I'm looking at two, free, online courses. I'd normally take a technical course but looking at trying a class for fun. I'll only have time for one of the two. Which looks better?

• Film, Images & Historical Interpretation in the 20th Century: The Camera Never Lies out of London
• Baseball into the Millennium out of CU Boulder

Dilara is an instructor for the first one.
A German who only takes closed mouth pictures since moving to the UK.
Is she hiding nice teeth in order to not make the British feel bad or did her teeth go to shit the moment she saw Big Ben?
We need you to take her course and get to the bottom of this, @Walks_At_Night

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[Walks_At_Night]

Obviously the first one, but you'll need to grow a pretentious little beard first and wear a polo neck. Also a beret, if possible. Although it claims to come out of London I'd wager my left nut they're both Yanks.

LoL. He does look like a twerp, doesn't he?  I'm thinking that might be the most interesting class.

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[Peter Wyngarde]

@Walks_At_Night needs to enrol in a proper community college for the good of EllGab. I'm sick of this freeloading bastard skating by on the efforts of better men such as myself. He can be the Chevy Chase of the group, a bitter miserable asshole (natural casting) and @damon is obviously a slightly more retarded Abed.

[Peter Wyngarde]

Dilara is an instructor for the first one.
A German who only takes closed mouth pictures since moving to the UK.
Is she hiding nice teeth in order to not make the British feel bad or did her teeth go to shit the moment she saw Big Ben?
We need you to take her course and get to the bottom of this, @Walks_At_Night

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Just don't mention the War. Thank God it's an online course, otherwise it would be uncomfortably close to me and he might demand we 'hang out' (shudder).

[Walks_At_Night]

Dilara is an instructor for the first one.

Hey she's kinda cute! More points for the "Images" class.


The Game Theory dude looks like a demented John B. Wells.
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[Peter Wyngarde]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/feb/15/london-overground-new-names-and-colours-for-six-lines-revealed

I must be hanging with you crusty bastards too much, but this struck me as total bullshit. What bunch of soy-sucking bedwetters came up with this. The Lioness Line? We fucking lost!

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/feb/15/london-overground-new-names-and-colours-for-six-lines-revealed

I must be hanging with you crusty bastards too much, but this struck me as total bullshit. What bunch of soy-sucking bedwetters came up with this. The Lioness Line? We fucking lost!

"The Suffragette"?  LMAO. 

[Walks_At_Night]

@Walks_At_Night needs to enrol in a proper community college for the good of EllGab. I'm sick of this freeloading bastard skating by on the efforts of better men such as myself. He can be the Chevy Chase of the group, a bitter miserable asshole (natural casting) and @damon is obviously a slightly more retarded Abed.

Personal Enrichment down at Wake Tech?  Nah.....

https://www.waketech.edu/programs-courses/non-credit/take-classes-for-fun

[Walks_At_Night]

Looks like Wang did ok for himself.

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[Peter Wyngarde]

Personal Enrichment down at Wake Tech?  Nah.....

https://www.waketech.edu/programs-courses/non-credit/take-classes-for-fun

You could learn a new language. Maybe English?

[Peter Wyngarde]

Looks like Wang did ok for himself.

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Not sure what she gets out of it, though. Apart from a few broken bones if he's taking up missionary work. Judging by the traumatized look on her face she's only just had things explained to her.

[Walks_At_Night]

You could learn a new language. Maybe English?

Then I would say "aboot" like @KSM or put in an extraneous u when writing harbor.  No spank you.

Now I am trying to figure out what this TV show is about?

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[PB]

https://www.theguardian.com/business/2024/feb/15/london-overground-new-names-and-colours-for-six-lines-revealed

I must be hanging with you crusty bastards too much, but this struck me as total bullshit. What bunch of soy-sucking bedwetters came up with this. The Lioness Line? We fucking lost!

If this is some ploy to get more people to take the train, it probably won't work.

[Peter Wyngarde]

If this is some ploy to get more people to take the train, it probably won't work.

I'd love it if you were forced to take the Saul Alinsky line every day. I'm semi-erect just thinking about it!