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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3420 on: April 12, 2021, 03:26:37 PM »
Jesus, you brute @KSM . How many days are you going to leave her in the barn? Ignore him, TL, veggies are good for you. While you're in there, there is a rake to your left...
Truth is that every time you or her sign in you can't help but nip at my heels for attention.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3421 on: April 12, 2021, 07:13:36 PM »
Truth is that every time you or her sign in you can't help but nip at my heels for attention.

HI @KSM HI
I'M WANT ATTENTION TOO HIHI


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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3422 on: April 12, 2021, 09:24:26 PM »
HI @KSM HI
I'M WANT ATTENTION TOO HIHI

SO MANY WOMEN! SO LITTLE TIME!
MY CROTCH IS ITCHY AND I'M SEEING A DR. TOMORROW!
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT DAVE IS DOING AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT I DON'T KNOW ANY DAVES!
LOOK MOM, NO BRAINS!!!!

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WHERE DID TOM GO??



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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3423 on: April 12, 2021, 10:33:46 PM »
SO MANY WOMEN! SO LITTLE TIME!
MY CROTCH IS ITCHY AND I'M SEEING A DR. TOMORROW!
SOMETIMES I WONDER WHAT DAVE IS DOING AND THEN I REMEMBER THAT I DON'T KNOW ANY DAVES!
LOOK MOM, NO BRAINS!!!!

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WHERE DID TOM GO??



Good answer. And so fancy, too!

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3424 on: April 12, 2021, 10:53:26 PM »
Truth is that every time you or her sign in you can't help but nip at my heels for attention.

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If I wanted your attention, it wouldn't be your heels I'd be nipping at. 
Better watch yer ass.  Just sayin'. ::)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3425 on: April 13, 2021, 12:04:13 PM »
Truth is that every time you or her sign in you can't help but nip at my heels.

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Well, @KSM that eye roll actually hurt. In ALL SERIOUSNESS though, is this before or after @ShayP properly prepares you? Goodness knows you'll take some marinating.
and basting.
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There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3426 on: April 13, 2021, 12:06:38 PM »
HI @KSM HI
I'M WANT ATTENTION TOO HIHI
Careful, @anniem
....I heard he was a Santanist....
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3427 on: April 13, 2021, 12:12:14 PM »
Careful, @anniem
....I heard he was a Santanist....

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3428 on: April 13, 2021, 12:13:00 PM »
SO MANY WOMEN! SO LITTLE TIME!

MY CROTCH IS ITCHY

LOOK MOM, NO BRAINS!!!!


I'm not your Dr. but these things might all be correlated...
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3429 on: April 13, 2021, 02:33:07 PM »
Well, @KSM that eye roll actually hurt. In ALL SERIOUSNESS though, is this before or after @ShayP properly prepares you? Goodness knows you'll take some marinating.
and basting.
and alcohol.
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Enough of the eating me stuff. That opportunity passed long ago. Get it? PASSED!  ;D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3430 on: April 14, 2021, 02:54:47 PM »
All the children in our neighborhood are semi feral. It's really better that way. Except at dinner time, especially with several children. It's like being on safari in the Serengeti.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3431 on: April 14, 2021, 04:04:19 PM »
All the children in our neighborhood are semi feral. It's really better that way. Except at dinner time, especially with several children. It's like being on safari in the Serengeti.

I have a kid in my neighborhood who matches that description. He runs/rides/scoots in front of moving cars on a death wish. Feral. Good word.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3432 on: April 16, 2021, 03:49:06 PM »
I have a kid in my neighborhood who matches that description. He runs/rides/scoots in front of moving cars on a death wish. Feral. Good word.
No, that's retarded intellectually disabled.
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3433 on: April 16, 2021, 04:07:29 PM »
No, that's retarded intellectually disabled.

I had a talk with the dad, without saying "there's an intellectual disability," I said there was a problem "analyzing danger" among other things.

I hope I'm not the one who hits this neglected kid, but this kid is doomed, it will happen.

Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #3434 on: April 16, 2021, 04:20:43 PM »
I have a kid in my neighborhood who matches that description. He runs/rides/scoots in front of moving cars on a death wish. Feral. Good word.

Kid is doing it wrong.  You gotta hang on the back.
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