As if speaking to an alien mushroom Santa who has never even seen a television, please instruct me step-by-step on:
1. What is a Wootacular
2. When it is
3. How early the medium/venue opens
4. What the medium/venue is (phone, podcast, phone podcast, radio, or thread)
5. How to navigate there
6. How to get in
7. how to see and be seen
8. how to mute myself
9. How to participate
10. Also, please direct me to the best simultaneous peanut gallery so I can see the sideshow too.
