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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7950 on: October 16, 2020, 12:36:30 PM »
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What is really happening here:  After John Webster entered the hotel lobby he turned his attention to the Central American military man who had just gotten his back whopped by the revolving door.  John called the man an ill mannered monkey and the man responded by calling Webster a pig.  The military man walked up to John in order to slap him (as a prelude to issuing a duel) but John leaned his head back and the slap missed.  He grabbed the military man's wrist and dragged him out to the front of the hotel where he soused the guy in a fountain.  John walked back into the hotel and enjoyed a nice dinner with Dolores and after the meal, he went to his room where he found yet another military man waiting for him.  It was Lieutenant Arredondo and he formally issued a duel to John from his friend Captain Benavides, the guy that John had thrown into the fountain.  The two talked it over but couldn't come to an agreement on weapons.  John said that there wouldn't be a duel if he couldn't choose the weapons and then he told Arredondo to get lost, but only after hurling a highly offensive racial insult at the guy.  Arredondo left the room in a huff and John met Dolores and the two of them enjoyed a night ride through the streets of Buenaventura.  John returned to his room and hit the sack.
John’s a bit of a trouble maker. Dolores likes her men BAD.  8)
There was a little girl,
            Who had a little curl,
Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7951 on: October 16, 2020, 12:51:02 PM »
John’s a bit of a trouble maker. Dolores likes her men BAD.  8)

Thanks, Dot.  I wasn't sure if anybody was reading these John Webster updates.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7952 on: October 16, 2020, 12:53:29 PM »
Thanks, Dot.  I wasn't sure if anybody was reading these John Webster updates.
Oh yes! I always do!  ;D
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
            She was very good indeed,
But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7953 on: October 16, 2020, 12:55:22 PM »

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7954 on: October 16, 2020, 02:43:56 PM »
He should ask her what she wants, and order for both.

Fold the napkin. Then go see if there is laundry ready, and fold that as well.

Ha!   ;D

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7955 on: October 16, 2020, 05:06:04 PM »
               From the Library of Congress, 1920.

          What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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No blanks this time, just good old fashioned answers, and 20 point answers at that, because it's Double Points Friday.

1. Yes, he should order for both and pay for both.  And now you owe him something, so make sure your tongue isn't frozen.

2.  It's always proper to fold the napkins no matter the stay, there is no option to not be proper.  However, if you bring barbarians into your house that like to drink milk directly from the bottle, you should assume they don't need napkins.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7956 on: October 16, 2020, 07:27:04 PM »
               From the Library of Congress, 1920.

          What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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No blanks this time, just good old fashioned answers, and 20 point answers at that, because it's Double Points Friday.
JANE, the gentleman friend always does the ordering. Yep!  You may inform the gentleman of your desires.
A HUSBAND-just fold your napkin.
(JANE never forget Blanche DuBois's words. I have always depended on the kindness of strangers of my gentleman friend.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7957 on: October 16, 2020, 08:01:15 PM »
               From the Library of Congress, 1920.

          What Will Mrs. Thompson Say?

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No blanks this time, just good old fashioned answers, and 20 point answers at that, because it's Double Points Friday.
1. Girl, are you a deaf mute? If not, order your own ice cream! Not ordering is how you end up with butterscotch or God forbid- pistachio 🤢🤮🤮

2. It’s polite to fold your napkin but not necessary and has nothing to do with the amount of dining you plan to enjoy at your host/hostess’ table.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7958 on: October 16, 2020, 11:47:07 PM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @PolkaDot, @Mr Apnea, @whoozit, @ShayP, @FISH and @Ciardelo, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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Jane:  The gentleman friend should ask her what she wants and then order for the both of them.

A Husband:  One doesn't have to fold a napkin if only a single meal is had at the private home.
                     One should fold a napkin if more than one meal is had at the private home.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7959 on: October 17, 2020, 05:10:01 AM »

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7960 on: October 17, 2020, 05:36:07 AM »
A Husband:  One doesn't have to fold a napkin if only a single meal is had at the private home.


So, should I just toss it on the floor?  Blow my nose in it and put it on my plate?  What happened to etiquette?  One meal is no less important than twenty.  I protest Mrs. T's answer!  >:(   It's polite to fold it dammit.  I'm soooo mad...

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7961 on: October 17, 2020, 06:01:06 AM »
A Husband:  One doesn't have to fold a napkin if only a single meal is had at the private home.


So, should I just toss it on the floor?  Blow my nose in it and put it on my plate?  What happened to etiquette?  One meal is no less important than twenty.  I protest Mrs. T's answer!  >:(   It's polite to fold it dammit.  I'm soooo mad...

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You could be mad 100 years ago.  ;)

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7962 on: October 17, 2020, 07:00:40 AM »
You could be mad 100 years ago.  ;)
being mad a hundred years ago
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7963 on: October 17, 2020, 09:00:03 AM »
being mad a hundred years ago
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7964 on: October 17, 2020, 10:25:21 AM »
               From the Library of Congress, 1920.

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No blanks this time, just good old fashioned answers, and 20 point answers at that, because it's Double Points Friday.


As was the practice in that day, and is still the practice in Navy wardrooms, cloth napkins were placed on the table in individually identifiable metal napkin rings assigned to each person who regularly had meals at the table.  When the meal was finished the napkins were rerolled and put back into the napkin rings for use at the next meal.  One-meal guests at the table folded their napkins and left it beside their plate.

From my experience in Navy wardrooms, how many times the napkin was re-used depended on how used the napkin got at any one meal but usually it was replaced after the third meal of the day.   It sometimes happened that a messmate would thoroughly trash his napkin during a meal at which time he was voted the "Dirty Napkin Award" which he held until someone else received the honor.  (Those of us with facial hair were frequent awardees.)

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