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Ellgab forum birthday
« on: July 04, 2022, 09:12:52 AM »
Ellgab is now 4 years old. happy birthday

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2022, 12:11:34 PM »
Ellgab is now 4 years old. happy birthday

No it isn't.
The rage quit did not happen until the night of the fourth and Ellgab will be 4 on the 5th.

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #2 on: July 04, 2022, 07:17:32 PM »
Bart, you ragin' boy?

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #3 on: July 04, 2022, 07:23:54 PM »
Bart, you ragin' boy?

I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS BBQ!

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #4 on: July 04, 2022, 07:29:59 PM »
I AM SHUTTING IT DOWN WHEN I GET HOME FROM THIS BBQ!

Is that gonna be4 or after I have my way with you?   

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #5 on: July 04, 2022, 10:20:46 PM »
... BBQ!

Outdoor events where men display their meat before grilling it?

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #6 on: July 04, 2022, 10:40:21 PM »
Outdoor events where men display their meat before grilling it?

Your li'l smokee would be the hit of the event.

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2022, 05:22:08 AM »
Ellgab will be 4 on the 5th.
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.
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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2022, 05:33:48 AM »
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.

In lieu of the yellow sundress
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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2022, 05:37:50 AM »
In lieu of the yellow sundress
He can still wear the sundress, just don't ask if he's wearing anything under it.
Of course, clothing still may be inside out and/or wrong side round at this age. We have several more years until Bart can expect much more.
There was a little girl,
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Right in the middle of her forehead.
            When she was good,
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But when she was bad she was horrid.

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2022, 06:56:51 AM »
Perfect, everyone should be potty trained at this point, eating real food, and dressing themselves...except @ShayP because he was granted a pants exception at some point.

My greatest reward.  I never felt so free. @PolkaDot

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2022, 07:10:09 AM »
In lieu of the yellow sundress

He can still wear the sundress, just don't ask if he's wearing anything under it.
Of course, clothing still may be inside out and/or wrong side round at this age. We have several more years until Bart can expect much more.

I had to get one with more length.  I just don't have the legs for the other one anymore.  It's emblazoned with Periwinkles.  Nice contrast.   In addition, in order to keep my figure, I wear a SPANX Low-Back Mid-Thigh Bodysuit.

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2022, 09:06:18 AM »
I had to get one with more length.  I just don't have the legs for the other one anymore.  It's emblazoned with Periwinkles.  Nice contrast.   In addition, in order to keep my figure, I wear a SPANX Low-Back Mid-Thigh Bodysuit.
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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2022, 01:52:15 PM »
Thank you for thinking of us.

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Re: Ellgab forum birthday
« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2022, 03:25:29 PM »
Are we required to offer up birthday wishes to an "online community"?  You should all be asking yourselves whether or not this thing realizes a 5th birth day.