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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6075 on: September 12, 2023, 02:34:30 PM »
Bart,

Say you are selling your home and the buyer's inspection report comes back with a line item of:

"Elmo is a lousy lay. Recommend that it be brought to a house of ill repute and be given fornication lessons from a licensed professional"

Do send the frigid little bugger to Amsterdam or what?


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6076 on: September 13, 2023, 04:29:26 AM »
Bart,

Say you are selling your home and the buyer's inspection report comes back with a line item of:

"Elmo is a lousy lay. Recommend that it be brought to a house of ill repute and be given fornication lessons from a licensed professional"

Do send the frigid little bugger to Amsterdam or what?

I would wonder what an Elmo was doing in my house.
I would also then order an Elmo so I could test it out for myself.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6077 on: September 13, 2023, 04:28:57 PM »
Do you ever re-watch early full seasons of Curd? For no particular reason started watching Season 4 a few days ago and got caught up for several hours. A lot of laughs, even if they were 're-laughs'

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« Reply #6078 on: September 14, 2023, 04:46:36 AM »
Do you ever re-watch early full seasons of Curd? For no particular reason started watching Season 4 a few days ago and got caught up for several hours. A lot of laughs, even if they were 're-laughs'


Not yet but I plan to at some point.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6079 on: September 14, 2023, 09:49:18 AM »
Not yet but I plan to at some point.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6080 on: September 19, 2023, 06:26:48 PM »
Bart,

So the big thing here is RTO - Return To Office. I now have to go back to the House of Pain three days a week and toil in the wage cage as opposed to working from home 100% of the time. So after like three years of abandonment, stuff happens in buildings.  Some guy found a dead mouse under his desk and the effect on the populace was electric. Women screaming. Men swearing. People heading for the exits saying "This is not healthy or safe". A big ado over nothing really. Just throw the damn thing in the rubbish, spray some Lysol and move on with life. Nope. The minions are digging in their heels so much that the White Shoe Boys are engaging an "Eradication Subject Matter Expert" to deal with the mouse.

Meanwhile, when one enters the House of Pain, right by the entrance there are two 55 gallon drums of God Knows What just sitting there. Not one peep has been uttered about it. Typically one doesn't find large barrels of waste in an office building but there they are.

Why doesn't anyone give a damn, yet they trip balls over a mouse? 

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« Reply #6081 on: September 20, 2023, 03:54:02 AM »
Why doesn't anyone give a damn, yet they trip balls over a mouse? 

Same reason someone may bareback a person with aids but think twice if they have herpes - they fear what they can see.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6082 on: September 20, 2023, 02:06:17 PM »


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When they raided Dahmer's apartment they found a drum that was exactly like those. It contained to the rim a solution to dissolve body parts. When they opened it up, they found pieces of folks that were well into the process of..   well, you know.   @Walks_At_Night

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6083 on: September 20, 2023, 02:16:55 PM »
Hydrofluoric acid - see Breaking Bad episode 3.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #6084 on: September 20, 2023, 03:55:39 PM »
Hydrofluoric acid - see Breaking Bad episode 3.
Bathtub falls through the ceiling. Laughed me ass off I did when I first saw that.