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The KSM Coffee Mug
« on: January 20, 2023, 03:09:54 PM »
I have designed and ordered 100 custom KSM Coffee Mugs. All you do is pay shipping. This means that I will lose on average $8.00 per mug. That means that I stand to potentially lose $800. But I am nice. And I am kind. And you like coffee. If you don't want a Custom-KSM-Coffee-Mug, say so here.

No hard feelings, Fuckface.

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2023, 03:21:09 PM »
I have designed and ordered 100 custom KSM Coffee Mugs. All you do is pay shipping. This means that I will lose on average $8.00 per mug. That means that I stand to potentially lose $800. But I am nice. And I am kind. And you like coffee. If you don't want a Custom-KSM-Coffee-Mug, say so here.

No hard feelings, Fuckface.

You've actually already lost the $800. 

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2023, 03:22:34 PM »
Will the death rate of this be less than the Whitecrow hoodie?  Do you have girls in the office to handle the mailing so you don’t get addresses? 

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2023, 03:30:49 PM »
You've actually already lost the $800.
Actually, NO. I had a credit on Vistaprint.

Will the death rate of this be less than the Whitecrow hoodie?  Do you have girls in the office to handle the mailing so you don’t get addresses? 
Anyone who actually purchased one of those sweatshop rags deserves to drink battery acid from a KSM Coffee Mug!

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2023, 03:52:13 PM »
Actually, NO. I had a credit on Vistaprint.

The bank teller got the financials wrong? Ouch.

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #5 on: January 20, 2023, 03:52:35 PM »
I have designed and ordered 100 custom KSM Coffee Mugs. All you do is pay shipping. This means that I will lose on average $8.00 per mug. That means that I stand to potentially lose $800. But I am nice. And I am kind. And you like coffee. If you don't want a Custom-KSM-Coffee-Mug, say so here.

No hard feelings, Fuckface.

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It's probably close to 70 bob to ship it to the Philippines. But I would pay it.

It would have been more appealing if you did a plaster cast of your erect penis for the handle.

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #6 on: January 20, 2023, 03:53:30 PM »
You've actually already lost the $800.
I expect Hamster will now purchase at least one of them just so he can say you’re wrong.
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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #7 on: January 20, 2023, 05:16:00 PM »
Actually, NO. I had a credit on Vistaprint...

Oh.  Then how are you going to lose $8 per mug?

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #8 on: January 20, 2023, 05:21:34 PM »
I have designed and ordered 100 custom KSM Coffee Mugs. All you do is pay shipping. This means that I will lose on average $8.00 per mug. That means that I stand to potentially lose $800. But I am nice. And I am kind. And you like coffee. If you don't want a Custom-KSM-Coffee-Mug, say so here.

No hard feelings, Fuckface.

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@KSM might have gotten more interest
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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #9 on: January 20, 2023, 05:37:28 PM »
@KSM might have gotten more interest

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2023, 05:47:34 PM »
@KSM might have gotten more interest
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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2023, 06:16:42 PM »
It's probably close to 70 bob to ship it to the Philippines. But I would pay it.

It would have been more appealing if you did a plaster cast of your erect penis for the handle.

You would have sucked the paint right off that fucker the minute you opened the box.

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« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2023, 06:20:52 PM »
You would have sucked the paint right off that fucker the minute you opened the box.

It's not painted, it's glazed. You know, like your face after we "hang out" together.

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #13 on: January 21, 2023, 07:28:59 AM »
There is only one mug. And it's mine. Thanks for playing.

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Re: The KSM Coffee Mug
« Reply #14 on: January 21, 2023, 08:48:19 AM »
There is only one mug. And it's mine...
Not so fast, my friend.

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