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Bart Ell

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7335 on: August 12, 2020, 05:37:19 AM »
Furnace black
Charring
Wood
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7336 on: August 12, 2020, 05:43:40 AM »
            From the Library of Congress, 1920.

         What Will Mrs. Thompson Say

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  Surface colorings that do not sink
into the pores do not injure, but the
chances are they will not improve.
Nevertheless, if there is satisfaction
in experiments, it may be done.  (carbon black), obtained by literally (burning) a
piece of (wood), is a harmless black.  It
will hold better if the hair is first
slightly touched with (water).  It
comes off easily.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7337 on: August 12, 2020, 08:13:09 AM »
            From the Library of Congress, 1920.

         What Will Mrs. Thompson Say

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  Surface colorings that do not sink into the pores do not injure, but the chances are they will not improve.
Nevertheless, if there is satisfaction in experiments, it may be done.  (Charcoal dust), obtained by literally (scraping) a piece of (coal), is a harmless black.  It will hold better if the hair is first slightly touched with (glycerine).  It comes off easily.



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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7338 on: August 12, 2020, 11:53:12 AM »
            From the Library of Congress, 1920.

         What Will Mrs. Thompson Say

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  Surface colorings that do not sink
into the pores do not injure, but the
chances are they will not improve.
Nevertheless, if there is satisfaction
in experiments, it may be done.  (Blank
blank), obtained by literally (blanking) a
piece of (blank), is a harmless black.  It
will hold better if the hair is first
slightly touched with (blank).  It
comes off easily.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.


Surface colorings that do not sink
into the pores do not injure, but the
chances are they will not improve.
Nevertheless, if there is satisfaction
in experiments, it may be done.  BLACK POWDER obtained by literally SCRAPING a
piece of COAL, is a harmless black.  It
will hold better if the hair is first
slightly touched with WATER.  It
comes off easily.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7339 on: August 12, 2020, 05:54:46 PM »
            From the Library of Congress, 1920.

         What Will Mrs. Thompson Say

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  Surface colorings that do not sink
into the pores do not injure, but the
chances are they will not improve.
Nevertheless, if there is satisfaction
in experiments, it may be done.  (Blank
blank), obtained by literally (blanking) a
piece of (blank), is a harmless black.  It
will hold better if the hair is first
slightly touched with (blank).  It
comes off easily.

Ten points for every correctly filled in blank.


I like satisfaction in experiments, can we see if THANK YOU later died of eyelash cancer?

1. Charcoal
2. Black
3. Burning
4.  Wood
5.  Water

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7340 on: August 13, 2020, 02:09:56 AM »
Thank you @Bart Ell, @juan, @anniem, @Mr Apnea, @ShayP, @FISH and @Ciardelo, for playing the What Will Mrs. Thompson Say? game.

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1.  Burnt
2.  Cork
3.  Charring
4.  Cork
5.  Glycerine

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« Reply #7341 on: August 13, 2020, 02:23:51 AM »
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« Reply #7342 on: August 13, 2020, 03:25:18 AM »
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But Mrs. Thompson said the burnt cork would be easy to remove.
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« Reply #7343 on: August 13, 2020, 03:55:15 AM »
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« Reply #7344 on: August 13, 2020, 05:14:14 AM »
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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7345 on: August 13, 2020, 05:18:38 AM »
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Just one sniff of your dirty bloomers and the sawbuck is yours!


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7346 on: August 13, 2020, 05:44:53 AM »
(Look @ShayP , I used sawbuck)

You've made me proud. @Bart Ell   When I go to the bank today to cash a check and get cash back I will ask for $40.  I'm certain the teller will ask how I want it.  I will say "Just give me three sawbucks and two fins."


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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7347 on: August 13, 2020, 06:59:39 AM »
But Mrs. Thompson said the burnt cork would be easy to remove.

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Re: The 100 Years Ago Thread
« Reply #7348 on: August 13, 2020, 07:46:24 AM »
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« Reply #7349 on: August 13, 2020, 08:44:23 AM »
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Just drop the fee for your first Golf 101 class in the hat and we will begin by examining...........THE PUTTER!