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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7155 on: October 30, 2025, 02:47:58 AM »
Quote from: KSM on October 29, 2025, 02:37:15 PM
My ear flusher will arrive tomorrow, can I one-man handle that on my own or do I need a slutfriend to come hold the container ETC..?

I would think I can do it unassisted over the sink to catch any spillage, yes?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7156 on: October 30, 2025, 07:47:54 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on October 30, 2025, 02:47:58 AM
Cup and tip in one hand, spray with the other.
Make sure the water is warm but not hot.
And surf the eargasm...
It was - ten o´clock in the evening
she is walking down the street
she toiled another hard day – at the cheesecake factory
seven days a week – she is doing the same – and she never complains.
Five minutes to go – then she got the south train - tomorrow I will see you again.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7157 on: October 31, 2025, 08:39:18 AM »
Are you aware of any rule as to how long an intro should be before the host of a show starts talking? I would guess within 20 seconds unless it's an extremely established show like coast was with Art and The Chase. Art would usually begin on the 1 immediately after the snare kicks in at about the 30 second mark. Sometimes he would let it ride for another 10-12 seconds..
It was - ten o´clock in the evening
she is walking down the street
she toiled another hard day – at the cheesecake factory
seven days a week – she is doing the same – and she never complains.
Five minutes to go – then she got the south train - tomorrow I will see you again.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7158 on: November 01, 2025, 02:31:57 AM »
Quote from: KSM on October 31, 2025, 08:39:18 AM
Are you aware of any rule as to how long an intro should be before the host of a show starts talking? I would guess within 20 seconds unless it's an extremely established show like coast was with Art and The Chase. Art would usually begin on the 1 immediately after the snare kicks in at about the 30 second mark. Sometimes he would let it ride for another 10-12 seconds..

15–20 seconds

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7159 on: November 01, 2025, 03:22:42 AM »
US copyright law used to limit music to 20-seconds, but I'm not sure if that's the rule anymore.  20-seconds became customary. 
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7160 on: November 01, 2025, 08:21:38 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 01, 2025, 02:31:57 AM
15–20 seconds
Great. New intro has me right in that window.
It was - ten o´clock in the evening
she is walking down the street
she toiled another hard day – at the cheesecake factory
seven days a week – she is doing the same – and she never complains.
Five minutes to go – then she got the south train - tomorrow I will see you again.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7161 on: November 02, 2025, 05:59:06 AM »
Bart,

Was the vicious rape of Whitley Strieber just a little pay back?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7162 on: November 02, 2025, 06:52:43 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 02, 2025, 05:59:06 AM
Bart,

Was the vicious rape of Whitley Strieber just a little pay back?

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No.
They would have chosen someone who did not enjoy it so much.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7163 on: November 03, 2025, 05:13:25 AM »
Bart,

Is this the ultimate pump and dump?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7164 on: November 04, 2025, 03:08:44 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on November 03, 2025, 05:13:25 AM
Bart,

Is this the ultimate pump and dump?



Reminds me of this Scientologist I just had to have.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7165 on: November 04, 2025, 06:49:41 PM »
A sample audio test.
Messing with a new mic placement. Off to the side and pointing up on a 45 toward my cakehole. Sort of position you see in a radio station sometimes.

ASK - Are you hearing what sounds like a slight low-mid knock or overtone?
https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4524908/untitled

It might be too early in your morning to hear a clip of my voice so do so at your leisure.

Methinks think you, I, and @JUAN were discussing this sort of mic placement in about February/March 2023.
It was - ten o´clock in the evening
she is walking down the street
she toiled another hard day – at the cheesecake factory
seven days a week – she is doing the same – and she never complains.
Five minutes to go – then she got the south train - tomorrow I will see you again.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7166 on: November 05, 2025, 03:06:14 AM »
Quote from: KSM on November 04, 2025, 06:49:41 PM
A sample audio test.
Messing with a new mic placement. Off to the side and pointing up on a 45 toward my cakehole. Sort of position you see in a radio station sometimes.

ASK - Are you hearing what sounds like a slight low-mid knock or overtone?
https://realbadradioshow.com/track/4524908/untitled

It might be too early in your morning to hear a clip of my voice so do so at your leisure.

Methinks think you, I, and @JUAN were discussing this sort of mic placement in about February/March 2023.

It's noon, should be safe.
I only have my phone with me so I can't really tell.
I'l listen again in a few days when I have my earbuds back.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7167 on: November 05, 2025, 07:12:15 AM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on November 05, 2025, 03:06:14 AM
It's noon, should be safe.
I only have my phone with me so I can't really tell.
I'l listen again in a few days when I have my earbuds back.
Earbuds. Sometimes I think you're still in the back in the house with your full setup. All good.
It was - ten o´clock in the evening
she is walking down the street
she toiled another hard day – at the cheesecake factory
seven days a week – she is doing the same – and she never complains.
Five minutes to go – then she got the south train - tomorrow I will see you again.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7168 on: November 07, 2025, 01:44:26 PM »
Qatar seems to be bribing everyone.  How do I get on the dole?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #7169 on: November 08, 2025, 03:39:08 AM »
Quote from: JUAN on November 07, 2025, 01:44:26 PM
Qatar seems to be bribing everyone.  How do I get on the dole?

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