A new nationwide poll has just been released and it is proven that ten out of ten, that is one hundred percent of cat ladies, would rather spend a weekend night with their cats than have a date with Norry.
The statistical definition of a cat lady is a women that has three or more felines in her home.
The sample was asked what would you imagine a date with Norry would be like, gave some interesting and illuminating comments. One of those comments was a date with Norry would be like going out to dinner and when you go to the ladies room he dines and dashes you with the check.
Then, next month when your credit card statement arrives you discover he has left open a monthly bar tab in your name.
To be fair, Norry was contacted for comments and we agreed to meet at a corner cafe. He ordered a drink, but before the heavy lifting questions could be asked, he had ran for the emergency exit, and I was left with a check. He did lift me a Coast Christmas CD from the vault and left some DNA on it for autograph purposes.
10 out of 10 cat ladies cannot be wrong.