He's such a loser. The other night after the guest left so he was going to take calls he comes up with an idea, he asks callers if they have ever given money to a person on the street and what did they say to you and to call in - of course he had an ulterior motive for the stupid question and clumsily gives his own story 'I just gave a guy some money about a week ago, he was out on the street down on his luck and I think we should help people like that if we can so I gave him, TWENTY BUCKS, and boy you'd have thought I gave him a thousand dollars, he couldn't buhleef it' - he didn't want to hear similar stories from callers, in fact after he got his self praising story out he never mentioned the idea again and no caller had a similar story. What a sad transparent sleazeball he is.
And tonight, he has a lady on talking about yet another Coast topic already done to death, psychic vampires. So another chance for some self gloss he tells the guest a little story about himself and a psychic vampire 'There was this guy at a bar and every time I went in he was sitting alone, one day he called me over and he asked me 'is there something wrong with me? nobody wants to talk to me'. He's a nice guy but I told him 'You have a negative vibe, you need to be more positive, send out positive energy'. Well the next time I went into the bar about a week later there he was in his usual spot and he was surrounded by people and he sees me and gives me a big thumbs up. Amazing.'
Neither story probably happened, definitely the second didn't. It's endless how hard he tries to sell himself to the audience as a giving and caring man.