The Argue About Omelet's Thread

[paladin1991]

@KSM  Nuthin' but luv for ya man, BUT, since you asked for an opinion...

I don't think you beat the eggs enough.  Maybe it's the photo but I see some globs of white in there.  The omelet looks like rubber.  What is that stuff on it?  Is it seasoning, or grit from the pan?...maybe browned butter?  Hashbrowns look to be unseasoned and cooked unevenly.

BTW...2 eggs are fine but 3 eggs are preferable. 

I'd eat it though. 

[paladin1991]

It's packed full of protein and all my breakfasts (on workout days) are with a protein shake.

Three eggs are too much unless we're loading an ungodly amount ((((o')))) shit in it.

  Well no shit, sweetheart.  The only reason to make an Omelet, is to load an ungodly amount of shit in it.  Fucking rook.

[KSM]

3 eggs minimum.  MIN I MUM.

Well at least we're back on omelets

Two LARGE eggs make three average eggs. We must not bog ourselves down with too many eggs or the ratio of egg to filling is ruined. My omelet with a pro-shake is perfect.

[paladin1991]

Not a fan of the greenery in that one, or the open sore on the top, but it’s a step in the right direction!

Hmmmm, looks like a  bloody axe wound, doncha think?

[anniem]

Well at least we're back on omelets

Two LARGE eggs make three average eggs. We must not bog ourselves down with too many eggs or the ratio of egg to filling is ruined. My omelet with a pro-shake is perfect.

Doesn't the pro-shake leak out of the omelet?

hee hee hee

[paladin1991]

You know what's especially horrible?  The donuts people bring to work from supermarkets like Safeway. 

They aren't deep fried at all, it's as though they make a donut shape out of lightly sweetened white bread, bake it, then add glaze, sprinkles, maple, chocolate, or whatever else.  Pass.

  Fucking A Skippy.  If I had brought a box of Safeway jelly filled 'donuts' to a homicide, I would have been laughed off the force.  Only Independently owned donut shops are the real deal.

[paladin1991]

Irish are afraid of steel so you have to pay them double to do the work.
Also known as being a bit lazy.
I know, racist.

  But they will work for beer.

[KSM]

Doesn't the pro-shake leak out of the omelet?

hee hee hee

Dear @anniem I am exhausted and that did make me giggle in a sort of, Naked Gun movie sort of way. The Naked Gun - from the files of Police Squad. IN COLOR!

[paladin1991]

Well at least we're back on omelets

Two LARGE eggs make three average eggs. We must not bog ourselves down with too many eggs or the ratio of egg to filling is ruined. My omelet with a pro-shake is perfect.

Negative, Rafter Man, negative.  Two eggs is gay.  An obvious expression of ones desire to swallow a nutsack. 

[anniem]

Dear @anniem I am exhausted and that did make me giggle in a sort of, Naked Gun movie sort of way. The Naked Gun - from the files of Police Squad. IN COLOR!

I hope you get some good rest this evening so you can get that shake in the omelet tomorrow! I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT!
Yes, Police Squad is indeed a favorite of mine. The movies were good too.

[KSM]

  Well no shit, sweetheart.  The only reason to make an Omelet, is to load an ungodly amount of shit in it.  Fucking rook.

Noooo you fucking savage. If it doesn't have balance and reason it doesn't deserve to turned into shit!!! Like you, fucktard.

[JayGab]

Two eggs is gay.  An obvious expression of ones desire to swallow a nutsack.

What is it with you, everything always rear-ends back into pure Varary!

[KSM]

What is it with you, everything always rear-ends back into pure Varary!

Coz he's not a marine, he's in the navy. Cut 'em some slack, asshole.

[JayGab]

Coz he's not a marine, he's in the navy. Cut 'em some slack, asshole.

So the dudes all about the anus, huh.

[KSM]

So the dudes all about the anus, huh.

No, he want's the entire man. Showers with them all the time. Sometimes he IS the omelet