Ask Bart Anything

[Bart Ell]

Bart,

I've just learned that Krystal Burger is coming to NC in the summer of 2024!  Now Krystal isn't White Castle and of course no fast food joint can match the awesomeness of entering the White Castle on Eight Mile and Gratiot in Detroit at 2:30AM but it is about the best that is gonna happen in the South.

It would be like an hour drive. Should I make a run on grand opening day and crush a tray or two?

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I spent some time in Georgia last year and had breakfast from Krystal a few times.
I would drive 50 minutes for it but not an hour.
I guess the answer is yes but drive faster.

[GravitySucks]

@Bart Ell is there a place reserved for these two young artists?

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[KSM]

@Bart Ell is there a place reserved for these two young artists?

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Yes. Fat Camp.

Fuck I'm glad you didn't ask me. Absolute rubbish.

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell is there a place reserved for these two young artists?

In hell?
I doubt even Lord Satan wants to be exposed to this noise.

[KSM]

In hell?
I doubt even Lord Satan wants to be exposed to this noise.

Bart, that's pretty harsh. I mean that's just nasty. NAS! TEEeee..