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Rikki Gins Lounge => How To Use EllGab => Topic started by: roy_ell on July 05, 2018, 03:42:17 PM
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Thanks from bart_ell for being here day one.
I'm his mythical brother roy.
I will answer any questions.
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Where does he get the pictures for the dessert of the day?
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Where does he get the pictures for the dessert of the day?
Those are actually toilet shots, Bart actually craps a new fine dessert every day. That's how good his shit actually is, butt, you'd never know it when he was farting on your face. That perfume smell was the precurser to another Bart Ell masterpiece. We've been looking and looking for a way he could share his gift with the world, butt, he's not full of shit enough to feed more than just us ell's.
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bottoms up!
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I have a question for roy ell, earlier today I saw an online article quoting an anonymous source, claiming to be "very close to the Ell family", saying that they, (The Ell Family Living Trust), have purchased "thousands of acres in Sonoma County".
Roy is this true? Are the Ell's building an International Airport, a paranormal amusement park, or are they going to launch a winery?
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I have a question for roy ell, earlier today I saw an online article quoting an anonymous source, claiming to be "very close to the Ell family", saying that they, (The Ell Family Living Trust), have purchased "thousands of acres in Sonoma County".
Roy is this true? Are the Ell's building an International Airport, a paranormal amusement park, or are they going to launch a winery?
You would not be able to afford the amount of solid rocket motors you would need to launch a winery. This isn’t Star Trek silly.
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You would not be able to afford the amount of solid rocket motors you would need to launch a winery. This isn’t Star Trek silly.
Bart’s not big on grapes being left outside to rot. However he does love wine women and song!
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I have a question for roy ell, earlier today I saw an online article quoting an anonymous source, claiming to be "very close to the Ell family", saying that they, (The Ell Family Living Trust), have purchased "thousands of acres in Sonoma County".
Roy is this true? Are the Ell's building an International Airport, a paranormal amusement park, or are they going to launch a winery?
It's true, Bart is systematically acquiring all property within 360° of some shlub called flakey... or so I've been told. Flakey apparently said some stuff, and brother barthur did not take too kindly to his unwarranted taunting. Bart may end up buying the whole state, it's a write-off after all. One thing I know for sure is bart plays interdimensional hyper-chess, while this backwards little world plays cow patty checkers.
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Hi Roy. Was Bart ever a huge Art Bell fan? I don't seem to recall him hugging Bells nuts on various threads.
It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan... 8)
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It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan... 8)
This forum is cancer. Peace.
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This forum is cancer. Peace.
Are you metastacy or chemo? :o
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Hi Roy. Was Bart ever a huge Art Bell fan? I don't seem to recall him hugging Bells nuts on various threads.
It seems as though the premiere Art Bell fan site on the web may now be run by somebody who is not Bell's #1 fan... 8)
I am lissening to U7 right now.
I checked out when the forum went fangirl with the blitz business, though.
I also didn't enjoy seeing Art not know the difference between too, two and to as well and there and their.
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I am lissening to U7 right now.
I checked out when the forum went fangirl with the blitz business, though.
I also didn't enjoy seeing Art not know the difference between too, two and to as well and there and their.
If your tuned into U7 you are a far, far bigger fan than I. I have the archive of shows and probably have listened to less than a dozen in the last few years. :-[
Also, you forgot who's and whose. :(
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If your tuned into U7 you are a far, far bigger fan than I.
Tinnitus. I always have something playing.
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Hey Bart, I live in S. Carolina, and I have 3 pear trees in my backyard. They are 4 y.o., they have lots green leaves and branches, but as of yet, they bear no fruit. I use a fertilizer, 6-10-10 mixture, is this the correct one to use to get pears? Or should i just pick some up at the grocery.My husband wants a pear tart, and he's getting impatient. Please help!
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Hey Bart, I live in S. Carolina, and I have 3 pear trees in my backyard. They are 4 y.o., they have lots green leaves and branches, but as of yet, they bear no fruit. I use a fertilizer, 6-10-10 mixture, is this the correct one to use to get pears? Or should i just pick some up at the grocery.My husband wants a pear tart, and he's getting impatient. Please help!
I have a couple of pears in the yard... Late frosts will kill your efforts if it is after they flower. (my trees are hardy to the point one is from Siberia- but it does not help if I get frost after they bloom.) You need pollinators (my neigbours and I plant a ton of flowers and fruits so solitary bees are plentiful. Oh, and moths also can pollinate.) If they are all the same variety (I would bet they are), you are screwed. You need more than one variety to cross pollinate like so many other crops (Haskap, apple and the likes.) Plant another variety.
Also, too much fertilizer or over pruning is one of the bigger problems. Read about it here. https://extension.psu.edu/home-orchards-why-is-there-no-fruit-on-my-tree
(I'm really curious if you have three trees but only one variety?) "Therefore, you must plant two different varieties if you want to produce fruit. There are also varieties that produce sterile pollen and need to be planted with at least two other varieties."
Yeah, I' m not Bart, but I grow fruit trees on the Canadian prairies. ;)
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I have a couple of pears in the yard... Late frosts will kill your efforts if it is after they flower. (my trees are hardy to the point one is from Siberia- but it does not help if I get frost after they bloom.) You need pollinators (my neigbours and I plant a ton of flowers and fruits so solitary bees are plentiful. Oh, and moths also can pollinate.) If they are all the same variety (I would bet they are), you are screwed. You need more than one variety to cross pollinate like so many other crops (Haskap, apple and the likes.) Plant another variety.
Also, too much fertilizer or over pruning is one of the bigger problems. Read about it here. https://extension.psu.edu/home-orchards-why-is-there-no-fruit-on-my-tree
(I'm really curious if you have three trees but only one variety?) "Therefore, you must plant two different varieties if you want to produce fruit. There are also varieties that produce sterile pollen and need to be planted with at least two other varieties."
Yeah, I' m not Bart, but I grow fruit trees on the Canadian prairies. ;)
All 3 are Bartlett variety.
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What do you call an uninformed pachyderm?
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All 3 are Bartlett variety.
I would call your local garden center. Anything that will not survive -40 is not plated in my yard. A quick google has some saying that they are self fertile, others suggesting that they be planted with a pollinator.
Lots of sources say that they should at least set some fruit without any other variety (more productive with another variety, but should produce something.) But a site like this shows Bartlett not pollinating Bartlett's. The chart says you need a d'Anjou, Bosc or Comice. As I don't grow them, I really cannot say who is right- but your local nursery should know.
http://www.amherstnurseries.com/FruitTreePollinatorsChart-id-51.html
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You eating ass or something? @HamsterMuscle