This is serious! Miltary strategy has made the following proclamation: Lt. Norry, Lt. Norry, you must go immediately to Odessa, Ukraine. There, you will receive your battle plans that you must carry out!
It has been leaked! I have the plans. Lt. Norry will be handed a microphone and will belt out "Beyond The Sea" when he arrives in Odessa. There are super sonic microphones all over the area and in planes. This will work like an EMP and stop the invading military cold! It is not a show, or entertainment, or good family fun, it is war!
Stay tuned for more fall out.