You Were Always On My Mind (And I Will Be Always Up Your Ass)
Maybe I didn't love you (tell the world that even if it's not true, all the better to humiliate you)
Quite as often as I could have
Maybe I didn't treat you
Quite as good as I should have (let the world think so even it if's not an issue because I'm too defective to deal with our real issues)
If I made you feel, oh, second best (let's be sure to announce it to everyone for your humiliation even if the issue hasn't even existed)
Girl, I'm sorry I was blind (but not sorry I'm so gay!)
You were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
Maybe I didn't hold you
All those lonely, lonely times (when you said GTFO)
And I guess I never told you
I'm so happy that you're mine (I put that line in so the world knows you are a doormat)
Little things I should have said and done (like wipe my ass)
I just never took the time (keep trying, I'm sure I can make this rhyme with wine)
When you were always on my mind
You were always on my mind
Tell me,
Tell me that your sweet ove hasn't died (nevermind that it hasn't been born)
And give me
Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied (because one more chance is all i have time left for)
I'll keep you satisfied (except in the case of forced medical marital separation which at this age is inevitable)
Little things I should have said & done
I just never took the time (and I didn't say sorry then and I'm not saying sorry now)
But you were always on my mind
You were always on my mine (my mind, the size of a pea brain).
