Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[Sofia]

Homophobic comments have gone on and on and on here now.  Lots of Jewish Quotes (AKA Old Testament).

[Sofia]

Why is Snorway gay?  I don't know but that's A-OK!

[Sofia]

Why did he say, "Well of course, we worked..." when Cheryll Jones asked him how his holiday was?  He didn't work.  Right?  At least he gave Connie Willis some credit.

[Sofia]

How come Tom didn't send holiday cards?  Because he was too busy getting his turd handler's card renewed.

[Sofia]

It wasn't really a pizza roll now, was it, George?  More like a Tootsie roll.  We know.

And the famous mud puddle you "fell" into?  More likely a broken sewer line, and you dove for it.

Now we understand why you don't drink coffee.  You already have a favorite brown drink.

[Sofia]

Snorway doesn't like it when coffee gives him an arrythmia.  So what does he get after his morning shot of poop? 
A slither-rythmia.

What did Snorway's doctor say to the nurse prior to Snorway's second vaccination appointment?
Nurse, get out the Poo-ster Shot!

[Sofia]

I read George Noory's Cookbook!  So many great chapters: 

Stool-smart meals
How to cook stools
Stool primer
Microwave gourmet stools
One-dish stool meals
American stools
Joy of cooking stools
Let's cook stools right

[Sofia]

Why did Snorway run down the hill?
To get to the bottom!

Why didn't Snorway cross the road?
He got stuck in a crack!

What is really going on in Snorway's bathroom?
The Super Bowl!

Which of Snorway's books was the most controversial?
The turd one!

What did Snorway say at the buffet?
Is this stool taken?

Why is Snorway's new book, "Constipated", taking so long?
It hasn't come out yet!

Four out of five people suffer from diarrhea.
But Snorway and the rest like it!

What is Snorway's favorite snack?
Poopcorn!

How come Snorway's bank closed their customer restroom?
They no longer take his deposits!

[Sofia]

How come Snorway flunked pre-school music class?
He kept singing, "Head, Shitter, Knees and Toes, Knees and Toes!"

What is Snorway's favorite deli condiment?
Mousetard!

What term of endearment does Snorway use for his great-granddaughter?
Dropling!

What is Snorway's favorite expression?
"Eat shit and sigh."

How does Snorway keep his dentures in?
With Pooident!

Snorway had a toll bridge built over his island.  The area became known as - -
The Fee Seas

How come Snorway never complains about the pot calling the kettle black?
He only owns a bed pan.

Cops approached Snorway's wife to talk about his long rap sheet.
No, she replied, his crapped sheets had been replaced.

[Sofia]

Snorway is writing a new book!  Ancient Civilizations - Fecal Fossils!

Next episode:  Hidden Fruits of Bigfoot, Let Your Nose Be Your Guide

Snorway thinks KFC Finger Lickin' Good is a chain restroom!

Snorway's late night snacks - no need to heat!

[JUAN]

G- Cornelius, what’s your prediction for 2023?
C- You’ll do some more shows in Everett, Washington, and I’ll call several times a week to kiss your ass.  Also my father will come back and let the air out of my tires.

G- Louise from Louisville what’s your prediction.
L- I predict I’m going to find another past life.  I’m thinking it might be Amelia Earhart.

G- Mike the Millennium what’s your prediction?
M - I predict that another millennial will do great things in 2023.  And the world will not end.

[Walks_At_Night]

How come Tom didn't send holiday cards?  Because he was too busy getting his turd handler's card renewed.

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[Sofia]

G- Cornelius, what’s your prediction for 2023?
C- You’ll do some more shows in Everett, Washington, and I’ll call several times a week to kiss your ass.  Also my father will come back and let the air out of my tires.

G- Louise from Louisville what’s your prediction.
L- I predict I’m going to find another past life.  I’m thinking it might be Amelia Earhart.

G- Mike the Millennium what’s your prediction?
M - I predict that another millennial will do great things in 2023.  And the world will not end.

Yes, predelictions with George Noory.

[Sofia]

Waiter:  Tray or Platter?
Snorway:  Oh, just a spray or splatter.

[ItsOver]

G- Cornelius, what’s your prediction for 2023?
C- You’ll do some more shows in Everett, Washington, and I’ll call several times a week to kiss your ass.  Also my father will come back and let the air out of my tires.

G- Louise from Louisville what’s your prediction.
L- I predict I’m going to find another past life.  I’m thinking it might be Amelia Earhart.

G- Mike the Millennium what’s your prediction?
M - I predict that another millennial will do great things in 2023.  And the world will not end.

Heh, heh, heh.

sNoory - Annie in Bamy, what’s your prediction? Hello? Annie? She’s gone folks. Say “Hi!” to Art for us.