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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8100 on: December 30, 2022, 08:23:59 AM »
My prediction for 2023:  Coast to Coast will be renamed Turd To Turd. 

Norry's contract with "Great Grampers Pampers" will be renewed with the tag line "He wears his shit well."  Norry will be displaying a shit-eating grin.

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8101 on: December 30, 2022, 03:40:29 PM »

wow the new Sofia is a firecracker!

i rolled over in my sleep and heard a few minutes of dull awkward conversation between Noory and Cheryl Jones - Noory wanted Jones to be part of a little It's A Wonderful Life tribute impersonation but she wouldn't play along so Noory played both Jimmy Stewart and Lionel Barrymore parts, then asked Cheryl 'how did I do?' She declined to compliment him, left Noory drowning. I've heard him do the impersonations before and better. The Jimmy Stewart was pretty terrible.



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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8102 on: December 30, 2022, 03:59:32 PM »
Wishing for sNoory's death is wishing for homeless people to not get $20 bills while baking outside the local Denny's and 7-Eleven.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8103 on: December 30, 2022, 10:59:49 PM »
Stink to Stink hosted by George R. Turdly.  I am just trying to carry on the current theme of the thread.

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8104 on: December 30, 2022, 11:04:28 PM »
Whoever that brain damaged guy who had the accident 2,316 days ago, Jeffrey? Jeremy? I so wanted to call while they were playing the last 2 hours of yesterday's show this evening. I would give him some fucking advice. It would go something like "as long as you keep counting the days since your life changed, you're going to continue to be a miserable fuck all alone and unwanted.

George sNoory keeps enabling these fucktards.
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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8105 on: December 30, 2022, 11:24:51 PM »
... George sNoory keeps enabling these fucktards.

He's one of 'em

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8106 on: December 31, 2022, 12:22:21 AM »
I don't know who is lazier, Norry or Premiere.  Premiere is lazy because they keep signing him.  As an audience, I deserve better, and I know that better has to exist.  Norry should have been fired years ago.  Just because you show up, that is not a valid enough reason to keep him on.  Coast needs a reboot, with Norry booted.  I would much rather have Syrett take over the show.  He is interesting and he is a better host. 

And, no I do not listen to the show any more, it is not listenable, except when a guest host is there. I love the genre, just not the messenger, and it makes me very unhappy to not have a better choice. 

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8107 on: December 31, 2022, 01:29:49 AM »
wow the new Sofia is a firecracker!

i rolled over in my sleep and heard a few minutes of dull awkward conversation between Noory and Cheryl Jones - Noory wanted Jones to be part of a little It's A Wonderful Life tribute impersonation but she wouldn't play along so Noory played both Jimmy Stewart and Lionel Barrymore parts, then asked Cheryl 'how did I do?' She declined to compliment him, left Noory drowning. I've heard him do the impersonations before and better. The Jimmy Stewart was pretty terrible.
Cheryll is good.  Thanks for the compliment. 

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8108 on: December 31, 2022, 01:30:18 AM »
Wishing for sNoory's death is wishing for homeless people to not get $20 bills while baking outside the local Denny's and 7-Eleven.
His replacement will donate.

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8109 on: December 31, 2022, 01:31:29 AM »
Stink to Stink hosted by George R. Turdly.  I am just trying to carry on the current theme of the thread.
Well that's very nice but you don't have to carry anything at all, least of a pile of shit "theme"!  Let Snorway carry it; then he can pick the poo off his coveralls as a late night snack.

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8110 on: December 31, 2022, 01:54:55 AM »
Snorway wants to interview Miley Cyrus. "You know who would be a good one to interview?  Miley Cyrus."
Okeee, so it's:

Plastic Hearts for Plastic Toupees
Bangerz Because I Can't Seem To Banghiz
Younger Now If You Add Our Ages and Divide By Two!
Breakout On My Face After Eating Shit When Miley Isn't Looking
Can't Be Tamed 'Cuz I Eat Shit Unashamed
She Is Coming But First, The Farts!
The Time of Our Lives After Digestion
Live From London And A Wax Figure From St. Louis
Miley Cyrus And Her Dead Pets And George
Best of Both Butt Cheeks Concert
Attention: Miley Live / Snorway Wax Figure
Artist Karaoke Fart Series: Miley Cyrus
The Microbiome Time of Our Lives by Miley Cyrus



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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8111 on: December 31, 2022, 02:54:34 AM »
Lyrics  Poo Poo Talk  A Song By Georgy Cyrus

Alright, so this is really fucked up, but
Alright, I was sleeping next to him
But I was dreaming about the other dude
And then, all of a sudden everything that he fucking did just made me cringe
And it was so gross to feel all that poop, but so easy to just fall back right laying in it
And this whole time, I could give to you and hand feed you it
But I guess I could just never write a song and then
Maybe I never fell out of love with him in the first place
I mean, I-I don't want to feel this poop 'cause my energy's just so strong
That I don't know if I'm creating this or if this is actually what is meant to be
And you know they, they say that you gotta think what you want into existence
But you know what?
I've never been too good at poop, so
I have no idea what the fuck I want, I guess
You're giving me a feeling in my bed
Laying in my bed, just pooping
Not really feeling like the one I want
Takes everything in me not to let it all flow out on him
I really, really, really want you to wear a Depends
I told all my friends I'm moving on
Your poop talk is creeping me out
Poop on me so you'll stop poop talking
You know what, in the beginning, it was like
We were poop homies and shit and then
All of a sudden you started with some fucking regressive poo-poo tongue down my fucking throat
I mean, even in front of your mom
Dude, as if I'm not fucking awkward enough
I mean, you put me in these poop situations where I look like a poopy-ass bitch
And I'm not a fucking poopy-ass bitch
You know, I-I hate all that licking poop
I probably hate it more than your poop-positive friends do
You know, it's-, it's sweet
And you couldn't be more opposite of my last dickhead but
You know, it's just-, I don't know if I can get over the fucking poo?
You keep saying again, and again
We're laying in my bed, just pooping
And now I know I can't hold it back
I'm feeling like I'm gonna vomit do you like vomit too?
I don't really want an older you
I heard I change my mind way too often
Poop talk is creeping me out
Poop on me so you'll stop poop talking
Alright so, I'm gonna be honest
It's- it's the super cutey shit, that's the main issue here
I mean, I'm fucking what?
Look, I like when you send me, you know the- the poop emoji?
But when I send back the monkey, you know the ones with the- the hands over the eyes?
That means that shit's just getting a little too weird for me
And I mean, I don't know how to say it in person
I just, like, you know, bury my head in your armpit which
Weirdly smells a lot better than your anus
Like, why the fuck would I wanna lick your anus?
But I do and then you remember there was that one time that I had like a 15 minute poop
Oh, that was kind of the best thing in the entire world (poop on me so you stop poop talking)
So, you know, maybe I could just get past this shit and I could get used to someone, you know, pooping in a toilet? (Poop on me so you stop poop talking)
I'm sorry I called you a creep and that thing about the vomit (poop on me so you stop poop talking)
I mean, look, I'm really starting to be in this whole thing
But no matter what you do, homegirl can't handle the fucking poop (poop me so you stop poop talking)
Poop on me so you stop poop talking
Poop on me so you stop poop talking
Poop on me so you stop poop talking
Poop on me so you stop poop talking
I don't really want an older you
I heard I change my mind way too often
Poop talk is creeping me out
Poop on me so you stop poop talking

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8112 on: December 31, 2022, 02:59:37 AM »
Here, Snorway!  Here is Miley's contact info!!  Guess what?  I'VE GOT IT TOO.


Miley Cyrus
@MileyCyrus

Text Miley Cyrus at 1-833-743-4762.

Miley Cyrus
c/o Adam Leber
Maverick Management
1424 N. Doheny Dr.
Los Angeles, CA 90069

https://shop.mileycyrus.com/pages/contact-us

You might have banned me from your phone but I assure you I am not banned from hers.  Yet.

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8113 on: December 31, 2022, 03:00:20 AM »
@sophia

To get people to abandon this thread, look to miller's shitting up the Heather Wade thread.
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Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Coast to Coast AM with George Noory
« Reply #8114 on: December 31, 2022, 03:01:54 AM »
@sophia

To get people to abandon this thread, look to miller's shitting up the Heather Wade thread.
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Looks like he went dormant. Does that mean you win?
Anyhow, good idea.  I would like to vote to re-name this thread "George Noory Sucks" thread.