wow wow wow genius. i just watched A Christmas Story again on Christmas Eve, this line could have been written about you
'My old man worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium; a master.'
'Sofia worked in scatology the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was her true medium; a master.'
I learned from listening to the best all night for 9 years here! Well, I really can't take credit. I feel like all I had to do was mostly was substitute the word "poop" for some of the F-words in the pop song below. Here is a very popular song by the very popular artist Snorway wants to interview!
SO CLASSY!Lyrics - BB Talk By Miley Cyrus
Alright, so this is really fucked up, but
Alright, I was sleeping next to him
But I was dreaming about the other dude
And then, all of a sudden everything that he fucking did just made me cringe
And it was so hard to fall in, but so easy to just fall back right out again
And this whole time, I could give to you and I could paint you pictures
But I guess I could just never write a song and then
Maybe I never fell out of love with him in the first place
I mean, I-I don't want to feel this feeling 'cause my energy's just so strong
That I don't know if I'm creating this or if this is actually what is meant to be
And you know they, they say that you gotta think what you want into existence
But you know what?
I've never been too good at making decisions, so
I have no idea what the fuck I want, I guess
You're giving me a feeling in my head
Laying in my bed, just thinking
Not really feeling like the one I want
Takes everything in me not to call him
I really, really, really want you to
I told all my friends I'm moving on
Your baby talk is creeping me out
Fuck me so you'll stop baby talking
You know what, in the beginning, it was like
We were fucking homies and shit and then
All of a sudden you started with some fucking baby goo-goo tongue down my fucking throat
I mean, even in front of your mom
Dude, as if I'm not fucking awkward enough
I mean, you put me in these fucking situations where I look like a dumbass bitch
And I'm not a fucking dumbass bitch
You know, I-I hate all that fucking PDA
I probably hate it more than your fucking friends do
You know, it's-, it's sweet
And you couldn't be more opposite of my last dickhead but
You know, it's just-, I don't know if I can get over the fucking goo?
You keep saying again, and again
We're laying in my bed, just talking
And now I know I can't hold it back
I'm feeling like I'm gonna vomit
I don't really want an older you
I heard I change my mind way too often
Baby talk is creeping me out
Fuck me so you'll stop baby talking
Alright so, I'm gonna be honest
It's- it's the super cutey shit, that's the main issue here
I mean, I'm fucking what?
Look, I like when you send me, you know the- the Queen emoji?
But when I send back the monkey, you know the ones with the- the hands over the eyes?
That means that shit's just getting a little too weird for me
And I mean, I don't know how to say it in person
I just, like, you know, bury my head in your armpit which
Weirdly smells good and your hair and your fucking teeth
Like, why the fuck would I wanna lick your teeth?
But I do and then you remember there was that one time that I had like a 15 minute?
Oh, that was kind of the best thing in the entire world (fuck me so you stop baby talking)
So, you know, maybe I could just get past this shit and I could get used to someone, you know, giving a fuck? (Fuck me so you stop baby talking)
I'm sorry I called you a creep and that thing about the vomit (fuck me so you stop baby talking)
I mean, look, I'm really starting to be in this whole thing
But no matter what you do, homegirl can't handle the fucking goo (fuck me so you stop baby talking)
Fuck me so you stop baby talking
Fuck me so you stop baby talking
Fuck me so you stop baby talking
Fuck me so you stop baby talking
I don't really want an older you
I heard I change my mind way too often
Baby talk is creeping me out
