Coast to Coast AM with George Noory

[Sofia]

I've noticed Sorry brings up "toxic people" a lot in the last year.  Like, "Dear Guest, Do you think we should avoid toxic people?"

All I can say to that is, you might want to consider your effect on them and go from there.

[PB]

And a 90s drinking song by someone swallowing their words while cringing, reminding us all we are old.  This is really, really aggravating.  Sounds like they can't even afford a lamp to dance to.  I certainly am not going to dance in the dark, liable to break a hip.  What a terrible person he is.

What awful song is this?  I can't find it.

Dancing In The Dark, Bruce Spreegsteen?

[PB]

...  Is he any better in person than this on-air crap?

He sings them himself.

[Sofia]

Dancing In The Dark, Bruce Spreegsteen?

Turns out it was called "Perfect" by Ed Sheeran.  It might be from a 1985 movie.  The singer's voice, ugh.  Nasal, sounds like hes gritting his teeth or wrinkling his nose.

He sings them himself.

Lovely.

Mr. Sorry, when you bring up toxic people, you forget to mention that you poisoned them.

[Sofia]

Not sure where Noory spent his 3-day Easter weekend but he can't talk tonight.

[Sofia]

Not sure where Noory spent his 3-day Easter weekend but he can't talk tonight.

First guest did fine.  He took Noory head-on and Noory only got away with one flake moment.  Pretty good.

Now Noory is on to basically prostituting songs to get people in the mood to subscribe to one of his dating websites.

[sean92008]

Not sure where Noory spent his 3-day Easter weekend but he can't talk tonight.

Gay bathhouse.

Jesus has "risen." Oh, Jesus, wear a condom, you never know where sNoory goes.

[Sofia]

Noory still doesn't understand paradox.  As he has said many times, he wants to know how God started.  Would someone please tell him that the question makes no sense because if God started, then what came before Him?  And what came before that?  And before that?  And before that?  Make Noory see that his question WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE ANSWERED!!!!  Talk some sense into him.  Please.  This is a common concern regarding God, not at all unique, and he needs to be educated.  Maybe I'm being blunt, but I've suggested this many times before.  How, how, how can a man get to be of his age and not reason through this?  Is Noory so mountaintop that people are afraid to explain things to him??

[Morgus]

Tonight Noory told how when he was a kid his mother made him eat fish on Fridays. But he wanted a hamburger! But his catholic rules forced him to eat fish which he hated.

[Morgus]

Regular caller Jeremy got on again and as usual telling about his accident and coma again for the umpteenth time!

[sean92008]

Regular caller Jeremy got on again and as usual telling about his accident and coma again for the umpteenth time!

I'm glad I missed that narcistard.

[Sofia]

Gay bathhouse.

Jesus has "risen." Oh, Jesus, wear a condom, you never know where sNoory goes.

Are you not a Christian??

Noory can't talk this hour again.  Things don't crop up again, they "crap" up again. 

[CronkitesGhost]

i think the last time i listened it was steven quayle - the guests are just so god damn terrible that my guilty pleasure of listening to Noory embarrass himself isn't worth it

he's all excited, Tommy is going to make a huge announcement soon - about a new live show somewhere in the East.

[Sofia]

I can't stand this song, not sure what it is, sounds like Barbara Streisand.  Lovers shouldn't act like parents to each other.  There is way too much mothering going on in todays relationships.  It is sick. 

Followed by another disgusting condescending parental song "You're tryin', you're cryin' now" just to remind us all we are getting older.  I am not listening anymore tonight.  Why can't he Just. Be. Nice.  ?

[Sofia]

Dinosaur. 
You don't have to have been married to be a good marriage counselor. 
You don't have to have had an addiction to be a rehabilitation technician.
You don't have to have had anorexia to counsel anorexics.
You don't have to have had a divorce to be a divorce lawyer.
You don't have to have gone to court in order to be an attorney.
You don't have to have owned a home to be a home inspector!
You don't have to have had surgery to be a good surgeon. 
You don't have to have had children to be a teacher. 
You don't have to have had pets to be a veterinarian. 
You don't have to have done drugs to be a drug dealer. 
You don't have to have shoes to be a shoe repair person.
You don't have to be African American to be a Black History instructor.
You don't have to have a car to teach driver's ed. 
You don't have to have been a model to be a judge in a beauty pageant.