Dear Bartlett,
I had to buy myself an early Christmas gift this year because the Spousal Unit wants to get me jewelry. I'm not opposed, mind you, and I am thankful that he forewarned me so that I could take advantage of Cyber Monday. It does make me wonder what I should get myself for Second Christmas though. You really should let all the other husbands know to show the same courtesy. It works out for everyone in the end.
With Love,
Dot