If you build it, they will have disagreements and little tiffs about kitty litter and why do their carpets smell like mass genocide!
You spelled “hear†wrong.
Goddess knows I love a good argument. But what makes you think I have any reason to argue with either one of you weasels? And KSM, stop trying to look up my skirt. What a freak
This ain't gonna fly unless shitbirds like you flap your wings.
I assume that is directed at @TigerLily
In the the name of all that is holy - and I consider pizza manna from Heaven - would anyone put ham and pineapple on pizza. DISGUSTING! YUCK!
In the the name of all that is holy - and I consider pizza manna from Heaven - would anyone put ham and pineapple on pizza. DISGUSTING! YUCK!
Here hear.
If the creator was a female we'd all have been wiped out somewhere in that first month during that delightful 7-10 day period.
I assume that is directed at @TigerLily
Here hear.
If the creator was a female we'd all have been wiped out somewhere in that first month during that delightful 7-10 day period.
I assume that is directed at @TigerLily
If the creator was female, your dick would be sticking out of your chin. Think about it.
If the creator was female, your dick would be sticking out of your chin. Think about it.
In the the name of all that is holy - and I consider pizza manna from Heaven - would anyone put ham and pineapple on pizza. DISGUSTING! YUCK!
Not only is ham and pineapple an acceptable choice, it's the best choice. But only if the ham is called 'canadian bacon'.
In the the name of all that is holy - and I consider pizza manna from Heaven - would anyone put ham and pineapple on pizza. DISGUSTING! YUCK!I have made pizza with Spam (or knock-off potted meat such as Treet) and fresh pineapple, plus red and/or green peppers and yellow onions, and it was great.
I have made pizza with Spam (or knock-off potted meat such as Treet) and fresh pineapple, plus red and/or green peppers and yellow onions, and it was great.
Jalapeño and anchovies.
I don’t eat pizza.
Yum, it smells nice in here. Is someone using shitspray?
Yeah but you are a prick that catches fish to eat the worm out of their stomach and then throws away the tasty fish.
Too busy eating shit.
Does it remind you of the smell when you opened your mom's bedroom door?
Now we're cookin!
@anniem I'll come up with somehting.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI am not a cute puppy. I am a human being.
Now we're cookin!
..AND PAUL SHORTINO SHOULD'VE HUNG IT UP LONG AGO!!! Bloody embarrassing to see him him still at the mic. I know you LOVE him. I know @Bart Ell Did he stretch out your mouth AND ass with his reported 9-rod?
@TigerLily is your intelectual storehouse so full that all you can come up with is pizza complaints??? I started the BUILD YOUR PIZZA HERE thread some time ago. Don't be so fucking lazy. HUSSY!
@ShayP Would it kill you to not be so stomach turning nice all the time?
@GravitySucks I recently heard you co-hosting a gabcast from 2015. You sound like a Texan Kermit the frog!
@PolkaDot Nobody takes your sassy crap seriously. You're posts are for the most part void of any real content and to be truthful people just sort of tolerate you here.
@anniem I'll come up with somehting.
Fine. We're still being too nice? Let's go all Lord of the Flies. And we don't nominate a Piggy. We see who outlasts everyone else
Here. I'll start. We'll start slow and build up. You are so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped your mother
Does it remind you of the smell when you opened your mom's bedroom door?A little, but not as much as when I opened the door to your mom’s boudoir.
A little, but not as much as when I opened the door to your mom’s boudoir.
@ShayP Would it kill you to not be so stomach turning nice all the time?
You said, start slow. Not LAME! If I wanna get in a YO MAMMA pissing match I'll move to one of the many colored sections of Buffalo.
@KSM ???
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What is this? Bellgab?KSMGAB
Perfect! You're arguing with me about the way I argue. Shithead!
What is this? Bellgab?
I have enough fat feral hogs rooting around my property. They would have competition. And a short lifespan.
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I don't see a bunch of shut-in old farts with incontinence issues calling each other gay and thinking it makes them cool and cutting edge.
Gay ::)
Your limp prick is leaking again.
I don't see a bunch of shut-in old farts with incontinence issues calling each other gay and thinking it makes them cool and cutting edge.
...And with you guys, I'm expecting mediocre performance at best
I don't see a bunch of shut-in old farts with incontinence issues calling each other gay and thinking it makes them cool and cutting edge.Your mom says you like men. She told me after I paid her the $3.50 for her services.
Your mom says you like men. She told me after I paid her the $3.50 for her services.
$3.50 is a deal to have your transition pussy swabbed with rubbing alcohol so it does not crust over.I only needed the emergency surgery because she choked on my huge member and her cheese teeth bit clean through.
I only needed the emergency surgery because she choked on my huge member and her cheese teeth bit clean through.
You must be from Oklahoma because they are the only people that call their rectal prolapse their "member"Everyone from Canada wishes they were as cool as Okies. So that is what was hanging out of your mom’s butt. I thought she had an embarrassing accident at the deli counter with a salami.
Everyone from Canada wishes they were as cool as Okies. So that is what was hanging out of your mom’s butt. I thought she had an embarrassing accident at the deli counter with a salami.Okie. The poor mans Texan.
Everyone from Canada wishes they were as cool as Okies. So that is what was hanging out of your mom’s butt. I thought she had an embarrassing accident at the deli counter with a salami.
Okie. The poor mans Texan.FIFY
I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOUR AVATAR TOO!!! EATSHIT EXLAXEXLAX, SHIT!
All that sex you and your brother had with each other growing up turned you into a real anal slut!Says the man whose nickname was “Seasonal Crops†due to the amount of times his fertile field was plowed by his scoutmaster. Didn’t your dad just retire from running your old scout troop?
I would say your mom should have taught you better but I understand she was drowned in the ceremonial pool of piss when the village chose her as the mentally retarded sacrifice for the new year when you were the tender age of 3.
I BRAKE FOR ANUS
NOoo SHIT!I was sorry to read your PM about how the Viagra has stopped working. I’m glad the new injections are working for you, but it is too bad that you can’t bend your fingers because even though the needle is tiny, it tends to go all the way through. It must be tough to play guitar and use the speed bag. I hope you like barre chords.
P.S. When did insults and arguments become synonymous?
When did your gimp leg and 12 pounds of rotting corn become synonymous?The only gimp I know is your dwarf brother that you bring out of the box when your mom gets too tired.
The only gimp I know is your dwarf brother that you bring out of the box when your mom gets too tired.
By "know" you mean pay to fuck your ass with 6 heads of cabbage on a pole that was used to stir the piss pool they drowned your mentally retarded mother in.6 heads of cabbage makes me a cheap date. They drive the whole cabbage truck up your Hershey highway.
P.S. When did insults and arguments become synonymous?
Where will you be parking your house today?In your mom’s caboose. I assume parking my house is a euphemism for butt secks.
In your mom’s caboose. I assume parking my house is a euphemism for butt secks.Really? Still with the mom stuff? New material please! Don't get me wrong I appreciate your oh-so limited efforts but you need to call a friend. if you can find one
C'mon guys.Say that alot don't you.
Really? Still with the mom stuff? New material please! Don't get me wrong I appreciate your oh-so limited efforts but you need to call a friend. if you can find oneLimited? Like the options for classes at the special school the short bus brought you to? Don’t go pointing your ED injected fingers at me chicken Mcnugget.
Limited? Like the options for classes at the special school the short bus brought you to? Don’t go pointing your ED injected fingers at me chicken Mcnugget.YES! LIMITED! Not unlike your intellectual toolbox that seems to have emptied rather quickly. Happy new year you herpe.
@TigerLily Would you even expect me to start an argument? C'mon. ;) Maybe I should though. Hmmm...
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You always say the sweetest things. ::) So, this isn't so much an argue thread as a slinging shit at others thread? I enjoy handing out a verbal bitch slap as much as the next girl but I am a little worried I'd need a tetanus shot to hang out anywhere near this sandbox. Also, Bart can be so mean, I wouldn't want him to make me cry.
@PolkaDot Nobody takes your sassy crap seriously. You're posts are for the most part void of any real content and to be truthful people just sort of tolerate you here.
I am not a cute puppy. I am a human being.More or less. Possibly more of a @Chimp_Covfefe .
You always say the sweetest things. ::) So, this isn't so much an argue thread as a slinging shit at others thread? I enjoy handing out a verbal bitch slap as much as the next girl but I am a little worried I'd need a tetanus shot to hang out anywhere near this sandbox. Also, Bart can be so mean, I wouldn't want him to make me cry.
Oooooh! Now we're warming up! See you next year. And bring your A game. Or your F game. Whichever works. And with you guys, I'm expecting mediocre performance at bestNever settle for it
There's no crying in the argument thread. @ShayP will be forced to take measuresWhat kind of measures?
What kind of measures?
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Also, Bart can be so mean, I wouldn't want him to make me cry.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginI don’t think @KSM will measure up or be able to rise to the occasion, you’ll need to get a micrometer. Oh yeah, I can assure you you will also need a yardstick.
I think the best way to put your natural talents to use, @ShayP is not in the battles but above the fray. Sort of like a referee in fake wrestling. You can boot someone back in if they start to cry. Or call for sandwich breaks. Or give extra points for a really low blow
Now. For a title I was thinking something classy like The Lord High Executioner
What kind of measures?
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LOL!!! @anniem Would you believe I don't own a ruler. I have a measuring tape and that's it. Which, I guess, technically is a ruler but I always thought of rulers as the ones you displayed. I especially liked the ones that had that thin metal edge in them so you could make straight lines and not wear down the wood. Anyway, I digress.
C'mon guys.
Say that alot don't you.
God bless me for creating this thread.
You're welcome.
Yeah but you are a prick that catches fish to eat the worm out of their stomach and then throws away the tasty fish.You have no idea how much that improves the worm if you've been eating worms fresh out of the ground. Philistine. Uncultured.
I'm glad you like your new title M'Lord @ShayP
God told me to tell you to create it.Good thing you cleared that up. I was about to grow a long white beard and build a giant sea vessel. Thank God were the middleman in this exchange. Know where I can find two zebras on short notice?
#TrueStory
Good thing you cleared that up. I was about to grow a long white beard and build a giant sea vessel. Thank God were the middleman in this exchange. Know where I can find two zebras on short notice?
This thread now has LOW T.Your dink is LOW on inches.
I was going to comment about how a ruler wouldn't work for many of the guys here. That we'd most likely have to settle for a measuring tape. Guess I don't have to bother now@TigerLily is an optimist! Who knew!!!
I'm glad you like your new title M'Lord @ShayP
You have no idea how much that improves the worm if you've been eating worms fresh out of the ground. Philistine. Uncultured.Worms require hot sauce.
Your dink is LOW on inches.
@TigerLily is an optimist! Who knew!!!
Pure realist
Yet you kept the pictures and beat off to them daily.
based on what
Reality. And percentagesCaught you editing. You're allowed one reality and that's it. The first take was better. #LessIsMore
Caught you editing. You're allowed one reality and that's it. The first take was better. #LessIsMore
nice av btw
I prefer a different reality. Can I exchange this one if I make up the difference?Always. Even though some may argue :-\
Worms require hot sauce.Oh, you're one of those worm saucers? You probably can't even taste the worm in your tequila. Taste buds burned out from the amoxicillin you've been chasing that clappy semen with.
Oh, you're one of those worm saucers? You probably can't even taste the worm in your tequila. Taste buds burned out from the amoxicillin you've been chasing that clappy semen with.
Oh, you're one of those worm saucers? You probably can't even taste the worm in your tequila. Taste buds burned out from the amoxicillin you've been chasing that clappy semen with.
Woo hoo! He dissed a LADY! Hand me the popcorn. I'm with you sister if you need backup. Which I doubt
:)
Debatable.
:)
Or arguable even..
#ArgueThread
Lady. Definition: A woman. Want to argue with that?
Why would you want to make it that obvious?Because your post was not as precise as I would normally expect from you and we're surrounded by dullards so I took it upon myself to add a little clarification.
Lady. Definition: A woman. Want to argue with that?So fucking irritable these days. Doesn't become you. Tread lightly. WOMAN!
Whenever I look at this thread I feel like this guy. That is me looking at the screen. Thanks everybody. Thanks a lot for turning me into the living dead.
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Because your post was not as precise as I would normally expect from you and we're surrounded by dullards so I took it upon myself to add a little clarification.Small penis, little precision. They just spray and pray.
Polkadot has the anger of a husky trans.
So fucking irritable these days. Doesn't become you. Tread lightly. WOMAN!
Small penis, little precision. They just spray and pray.Honestly. I haven't seen Bart's penis and I've no plans do do so. For all I know he's packin' a real lady pleaser so you'll have to take that up with him.
Want a fucking peony?Hmm, sounds interesting. I'll let you give me one but you'll have to pay me. Oh, and I demand to be paid under the table, as they say.
Whenever I look at this thread I feel like this guy. That is me looking at the screen. Thanks everybody. Thanks a lot for turning me into the living dead.
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Hee hee hee...oh wait, this is the argument place.
NO SHAY P YOU DO NOT FEEL LIKE THE GUY. OR YOU DO NOT LOOK AT THIS THREAD.
Eh, I'm just not good at this.
Not only is ham and pineapple an acceptable choice, it's the best choice. But only if the ham is called 'canadian bacon'.
Yeah, @anniem but you're killer in the meme thread
Oh, you're one of those worm saucers? You probably can't even taste the worm in your tequila. Taste buds burned out from the amoxicillin you've been chasing that clappy semen with.
Woo hoo! He dissed a LADY! Hand me the popcorn. I'm with you sister if you need backup. Which I doubtThank you Dear @TigerLily ! I may need to tag you in so I can change my shoes. I feel like a stiletto may be appropriate. The higher above the shit the better. Though I suppose if enough bodies accumulate I'll have to change back to flats.
Really? Here comes the cavalry, they're so pretty from a distance.HELL YEAH SING IT BRUTHA!!
Lady?
Debatable.
:)I thought I told you to go to your room.
Or arguable even..
#ArgueThread
Polkadot has the anger of a husky trans.I like that other @Chimp_Covfefe better.
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This is the argue thread. Want a fucking peony?Honestly @TigerLily , I would love one.
Honestly @TigerLily , I would love one.
Please?
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Here you go, girlfriend. It would look great with your outfit @PolkaDotOh that'll help. Perhaps she be drowning someday and you'll throw her a lovely lobster bisque or perhaps a decorative live wolverine :o
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I like that other @Chimp_Covfefe better.
Oh that'll help. Perhaps she be drowning someday and you'll throw her a lovely lobster bisque or perhaps a decorative live wolverine :oOoohhh, you can get decorated wolverines now?
Because he lets you talk during sex and this one doesn't?No. Because the other one smells bad.
Ooohhh, you can get decorated wolverines now?Yeah but they come with a tepid lobster bisque :-\
Hello, I’m here for an argument. I think fish is not a real food. Who eats a steak and says “That was good steak, it hardly tasted steaky at all�
You don't like @FISH because you are a broke ass bitch who can't afford any fish that isn't in a can.I ain’t broke ass! I could buy a cannery and put Wagyu beef in the cans and sell them for $0.25 CDN. Don’t project on me mini can dick.
I ain’t broke ass! I could buy a cannery and put Wagyu beef in the cans and sell them for $0.25 CDN. Don’t project on me mini can dick.
If the creator was female, your dick would be sticking out of your chin. Think about it.
Hello, I’m here for an argument. I think fish is not a real food. Who eats a steak and says “That was good steak, it hardly tasted steaky at all�
Only an inbred mother twatter would even think of putting beef in a can!No need to involve your mom in the argument, although let her know last night was wonderful but a little smelly. No wonder tuna is in kept cans or vacuum packs.
No need to involve your mom in the argument, although let her know last night was wonderful but a little smelly. No wonder tuna is in kept cans or vacuum packs.
Nuttin' but dumbass fucknose shitbarns! The lot of you!Don't make me come over there and hit your fist with my face! I can do it repeatedly if necessary.
Not you @FISH I really don't know what they're going off about.. ???
@whoozit I actually like you but I've always hated your avatar and I've said as much in the past but of course it falls on your deaf ears. Would it kill ya to pick yourself up something new? Now, this is not an invitation to trash my current AV but rather a suggestion. You know.. in case you haven't thought about it yet. ?
PS: In keeping within the spirit of the thread, maybe you're a cunt. :-\ *shrugs*
You are some stupid shitheads. Don't know the difference between an argument and an insult.Hey Lily! Sometimes you have to kick things off with an insult in order to drag the shmuck into the mire of fight and spite! But you just pop in and pass
And what's with Surf and Turf? Just choose one. Don't be stinking up the plate with the other
OOooo gotta play it safe[/i]. No anal for @TigerLily !!!!
Some people need a nice glass of wine to simmer down, huh
;D
Hey Lily! Sometimes you have to kick things off with an insult in order to drag the shmuck into the mire of fight and spite! But you just pop in and passgasjudgment on everybody. "stupid shitheads" <- Well isn't that an insult? HUH?? It is, so that makes YOUooo just as stupid.
As for your feelings on surf n turf? You must be pretty boring in bed. It's like OOooo gotta play it safe. No anal for @TigerLily !!!!
Depends on who's getting the anal, sugarbum @KSMSugarplum? Oh.. that's the dessert. I see
And that wasn't an insult. It was a judgement call
Sugarplum? Oh.. that's the dessert. I see
Wine laced with quaaludes?
Bum with or without the sugar
@whoozit I actually like you but I've always hated your avatar and I've said as much in the past but of course it falls on your deaf ears. Would it kill ya to pick yourself up something new? Now, this is not an invitation to trash my current AV but rather a suggestion. You know.. in case you haven't thought about it yet. ?I am sorry that you are frightened by tigers. Perhaps you should start hitting your speed bags with your fists and not your head. @KSM
PS: In keeping within the spirit of the thread, maybe you're a cunt. :-\ *shrugs*
You are some stupid shitheads. Don't know the difference between an argument and an insult. And remember. No one puts @FISH in a corner can+1 @TigerLily --keep moving forward!!!
And what's with Surf and Turf? Just choose one. Don't be stinking up the plate with the other
Nuttin' but dumbass fucknose shitbarns! The lot of you!dear @KSM , you and I argue about the NHL and the word 'ICE.' In keeping with the spirit of this tread...why are you being such a baby about not watching the NHL games?
Not you @FISH I really don't know what they're going off about.. ???
@whoozit I actually like you but I've always hated your avatar and I've said as much in the past but of course it falls on your deaf ears. Would it kill ya to pick yourself up something new? Now, this is not an invitation to trash my current AV but rather a suggestion. You know.. in case you haven't thought about it yet. ?
PS: In keeping within the spirit of the thread, maybe you're a cunt. :-\ *shrugs*
You don't like @FISH because you are a broke ass bitch who can't afford any fish that isn't in a can.
#&*@ you! Don't tell me what to do you !#@*"%. (So I'm in the right place, right?)
NO! THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE.
(how was that?)
OH YEAH--WHO SEZ?
YEAH I SEZ ANYWAY AND WHY NOT!?
“Well, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.â€
“But isn’t just saying ‘No, it isn’t!’â€
@anniem
Where? How?
You got it all written down. I am very impressed with your typing skills.
Thank you for making me laugh. The argument never gets old.
Searched for Monty Python Argument Sketch.+1
It is great. Glad you laughed!
@ShayP -- THIS IS FOR YOU--
TOM WILSOM--SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB(English), YOU TIT(English)! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE (English)-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
RON HEXTALL-- DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
DARIUS KASPARAITIS-- stupid git (English).
ERIC LINDROS-- WHADDAYOU WANT?
I am sorry that you are frightened by tigers. Perhaps you should start hitting your speed bags with your fists and not your head. @KSMI don't know what to do with that.. @whoozit You need to develop an actual, tangible, dislike for me.
dear @KSM , you and I argue about the NHL and the word 'ICE.' In keeping with the spirit of this tread...why are you being such a baby about not watching the NHL games?A baby? I'm not being a baby about the NHL. I am simply expressing my disgust with the way they have put this season together. If I hate an eatery, I vote with my wallet and go somewhere else. It's the same thing. The Good Ol' Hockey Game doesn't deserve me. Not this year. @FISH
Searched for Monty Python Argument Sketch.Oh I'm sorry. Did I just wander into the let's make FISH laugh thread? Imagine my surprise :o
It is great. Glad you laughed!
I don't know what to do with that.. @whoozit You need to develop an actual, tangible, dislike for me.This is the new conciliatory thread @KSM .
A baby? I'm not being a baby about the NHL. I am simply expressing my disgust with the way they have put this season together. If I hate an eatery, I vote with my wallet and go somewhere else. It's the same thing. The Good Ol' Hockey Game doesn't deserve me. Not this year. @FISH
Oh I'm sorry. Did I just wander into the let's make FISH laugh thread? Imagine my surprise :o
@ShayP -- THIS IS FOR YOU--
TOM WILSOM--SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
CAPITALS-- DON’T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!
RON HEXTALL-- Yes, but I came here for an argument!!
DARIUS KASPARAITIS-- stupid git.
ERIC LINDROS-- WHADDAYOU WANT?
PS/ I had to up date my comment. I had to express my hate for the Washington Capitals to make @ShayP happy.
This is the new conciliatory thread @KSM .
This is the make FISH laugh and make @ShayP happy thread.
(exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
At least someone cares about my happiness. :'( @FISH :-*
At least someone cares about my happiness. :'( @FISH :-*
Drink piss, shitheads.
No, don't.
You sick perverts would like that too much.
Okay. Looks like it's time to gang up on @ShayP . Haven't had my coffee yet. I'll warm up with Pittsburgh jokes
I wanna see if this Pittsburgh joke translates into English
Didjinz gise no dem stillers er gun win da souper bull?
Wait ... This one's better
Two guys at the airport each with black eyes
Notice each other.
First Guy: Hey, how did you get that black eye?
Second Guy: Funny story, I meant to ask the woman at the counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, but a slip of the tongue and I said 2 pickets to tittsburgh and she socked me one! How about you?
First Guy: Same thing, a slip of the tongue. I was having breakfast with my wife, and I meant to say pass the Cheerios, but I said you miserable bitch, you make my life a living hell.
Thread is officially cancelled.
Done. Go home.
Whew! @KSM You saved the day!I take issue with that!
I take issue with that!
I take issue with that!
Thread is officially cancelled.
Done. Go home.
No you don'tCan't argue with that.
Oh, I guess you want an argument then. >:( ;)Tom Wilson and Gino both of which you referred to as "human trash" are and were good Canadian boys doing their jobs. You know! That hit vs the Pens wasn't a dirty hit. The Euro-trash player saw it coming and took a dive. And the Emmy goes to.. @ShayP
I object!!!Objection overruled.
Tom Wilson and Gino both of which you referred to as "human trash" are and were good Canadian boys doing their jobs. You know! That hit vs the Pens wasn't a dirty hit. The Euro-trash player saw it coming and took a dive. And the Emmy goes to.. @ShayP
Still, Go Pens!
[/i] Still, Go Pens! Objection overruled.
No it isn'tGoodnight nurse.
Goodnight nurse.
Dude. Gnight.Guessing you're not familiar with the term @anniem
Goodnight nurse.Goodnight nurse? Oh, @KSM is the big man on campus.
Goodnight nurse? Oh, @KSM is the big man on campus.Huh.. wha?
Looks like KSM is as mad as a March hare.
@KSM,@sean92008
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"Strat players rule and Paul players drool..."
@sean92008It’s okay. We know those extra coils are to make up for your short scale. ;)
No. No anger. The little fender whore knew not what she spoke of and frankly she sounds like a dimwit spouting the things that you would hear amongst guitar players in the eighth grade.
..remember, she was on a bike. That's where a fender belongs.
It’s okay. We know those extra coils are to make up for your short scale. ;)Duuude the reason you're up to now 73 is my doing. These scale jokes are in bad taste. Single coils are a sign off ass cancer. BTW you play, you play a Paul (copy) nonetheless you're a double coil guy. @whoozit
GretschYeah.. I love a Gretsch. Whattaboot it?
BTW you play, you play a Paul (copy) nonetheless you're a double coil guy.I only play my LP copy after swimming in cold water, otherwise I stick to my strats. :P
I only play my LP copy after swimming in cold water, otherwise I stick to my strats. :P
Honestly, now I want a real LP but can’t justify the cost.
You should get yourself a Chibson.If I get a Chibson I’ll want another one in an hour. Please stop confusing me with your mom.
You know, cause you are a broke ass bitch.
Huh.. wha?
Like I'm going to argue with a, girl ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
See here's the thing @FISH YOU LIKE ME! Therefor any attack on yours truly from you just doesn't hold water. :'(
I am going to make you bristle with anger.Mother nature? You mean the same deity that played a fantastically comical cosmic joke having him top out at a whopping 4'11 That mother nature?
Prince Rogers Nelson is one of the greatest musicians in the world.
PRINCE is my favorite guitar virtuoso.
MOTHER NATURE loved Prince so much that she provided the special effects at the Super Bowl XLI for him.
Mother nature? You mean the same deity that played a fantastically comical cosmic joke having him top out at a whopping 4'11 That mother nature?
Exactly. If he had been 6’5†all he would have been is a schoolyard basketball star and a shitty musician. He had time to practice guitar because no one would pick him for sports. Well, except dodge ball. . SEE HOW THAT WORKS????
Mother nature? You mean the same deity that played a fantastically comical cosmic joke having him top out at a whopping@KSM---I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin4'115' 2" (1.57 m) ;DThat[ mother nature?
@KSM---I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
@KSM---I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
I want to thank you falettinme be mice elf agin
Dear @FISH Please start fucking yourself now, and continue to do so for the remainder of the week. ;)@KSM :'(
jk
I absolutely loved Larry Graham. I spoke with him while he was working for Prince as a technician and advisor. Very sweet, seemed to be very humble and, when I shared my love for his voice while mentioning that his bass playing wasn't so bad either, he had an incredible laugh. I think I caught him off guard... I hope.@sean92008 RIGHT ON!
He was also really appreciative and gracious that I remembered him even though I played white Britpop music and harder rock.
I got to say, Prince surrounded himself with some really good musicians from generations before him along with his contemporaries. It also seemed that he surrounded himself with short people. I remember meeting Dez (the guy that sang one of the lines in "1999") and he was built like a fire hydrant. Short and cylindrical.
The longer Prince has been gone, the more I like him. He had a massive ego, but he deserved the acclaim. No matter how nuts he was, that was the core of his magic. I wish I was a little more of a fanboi with him. Not as much for myself, but for my kids. Handing down autographs to them after I die would have given them a little extra financial assistance.
Eh... I guess I am opining for a time machine, aren't I?
Mother nature? You mean the same deity that played a fantastically comical cosmic joke having him top out at a whopping 4'11 That mother nature?
I am going to make you bristle with anger.
Prince Rogers Nelson is one of the greatest musicians in the world.
PRINCE is my favorite guitar virtuoso.
MOTHER NATURE loved Prince so much that she provided the special effects at the Super Bowl XLI for him.
@whoozit your posts are 461 but your karma is 641. That is the Sign of the DevilMy karma was 74 yesterday. I wonder what I did. Perhaps I should buy a lottery ticket.
My karma was 74 yesterday. I wonder what I did. Perhaps I should buy a lottery ticket.
Knowing what your karma was yesterday confirms all signs that you were not hugged enough growing up.I only know it because KSM mentioned it to me. But if we are really honest, who was ever hugged enough as a child?
But he was supposedly fantastically blessed by Mother Nature in other ways than just musical genius and heightDo you believe in MAGIC @TigerLily ?
@sean92008 :)
Gotta love the suit. Better than that cowboy garb of Larry Graham or Mike Mills from REM.
@sean92008 :)
There's No Business Like Show Business!!!!!!
Knowing what your karma was yesterday confirms all signs that you were not hugged enough growing up.
I only know it because KSM mentioned it to me. But if we are really honest, who was ever hugged enough as a child?
@KSM your avatar is the god of booze@TigerLily
FOR WEEKS—I have been trying to think of a good argument with you @KSM .Hehehehahahaha You are just so fucking adorable. Seriously :)
Now you did it! In the thread Re: The EllGab Garden everyone is polite to each other. I asked you one question about your garden. And you want CLARIFICATION? Why I oughta %*+# You you're a real crumb-bum and a lush too.
What kind of name is KSM, anyway.
Now dear. Let us examine the question in question. Honey, you had a blonde moment.. C'mon ;)
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I understand what she is saying. WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HER? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!If you're able to understand her, ok fine, my hat is off to you. So you're fluent Old Lady Speak. Good!
Hehehehahahaha You are just so fucking adorable. Seriously :)
Hey @ShayP Check out FISH, that there's the equivalent of Mr. Rogers driving by and flipping me the pinky finger just before hurling a foam brick at my house. LOL Funny stuff @FISH I got the giggles :D
Now dear. Let us examine the question in question. Honey, you had a blonde moment.. C'mon ;)
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I understand what she is saying. WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND HER? JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!THANK YOU @anniem .
If you're able to understand her, ok fine, my hat is off to you. So you're fluent Old Lady Speak. Good!I’ll have to CIRCLE BACK on this one.
Tell you both what! In the next few days I'll make a naked snow angel and post the photo, but you'll have to excuse the third leg shaped EXACTLY LIKE PENIS!!! GRAAAAAAHHHHHHWWW @anniem @FISH
THANK YOU @anniem .
What do you think the name KSM means?
If you're able to understand her, ok fine, my hat is off to you. So you're fluent Old Lady Speak. Good!
So you are the king of PERFECTION. IT MUST BE GRAND.
A drive by? If you were standing outside my home—I would call you a dirty necker. "A snout nose dirty necker." I would say those words directly to your adorable face.
I’ll have to CIRCLE BACK on this one.
Knowledgeable strong model?
Kooky sassy man?
Kick-ass savvy manager?
Kind shy mind?
Klutzy sad minister?
Killer sincere machine?
I would say those words directly to your adorable face.:)
Ladies, thank you for participating. It is painfully clear for all to see that I won this one. Again.
NEXT!
PS; Cute :)
Hey @ShayP Check out FISH, that there's the equivalent of Mr. Rogers driving by and flipping me the pinky finger just before hurling a foam brick at my house. LOL Funny stuff @FISH I got the giggles :D
I think Englebert Humperdinck is the best singer name ever. Convince me otherwise.
I think Englebert Humperdinck is the best singer name ever. Convince me otherwise.
It's much better than Arnold George Dorsey.agreed.
I agree with you. Now what? Is there a failed argument thread around here?here is an argument for us.
I think Englebert Humperdinck is the best singer name ever. Convince me otherwise.Sir Tom Jones called Engelbert Humperdinck either a ‘c***’ or a ‘c***’
Sir Tom Jones called Engelbert Humperdinck either a ‘c***’ or a ‘c***’
Tom used to be quite popular with the ladies. Apparently he has a real lady pleaser in the trousers. :o@KSM The other night, I saw you crying while listening to a Neil Diamond song.
@FISH Youza.. ;D
@KSM The other night, I saw you crying while listening to a Neil Diamond song.
@anniemSONG SUNG BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That was him, right?
@KSM The other night, I saw you crying while listening to a Neil Diamond song.
That was the second song I ever learned on guitar. My mom liked it. I still know it but wouldn't ever dream of playing it. YuckySONG SUNG BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
That was him, right?
I think Nickelback is the greatest rock band ever. Period. End of discussion.Actually, they are one of the best bands EVER when it comes to reproducing their stuff live. Was never a fan but some of the early stuff (before they exploded) is pretty strong.
You all are not very good at this. Luciano Pavarotti was the greatest soprano opera singer of all time. Prove me wrong.@whoozit --you not very good at this. Luciano Pavarotti = Opera singer (tenor)
@whoozit --you not very good at this. Luciano Pavarotti = Opera singer (tenor)So you're saying that @whoozit cannot even get a proper argument started. Eye see.
@KSM so you agree that Neil Diamond songs make you cry tiny tears?I disagree. That voice of his does anything but draw deep emotion from me. We do however have his Christmas album. Morning Has Broken, is a nice song.
@whoozit --you not very good at this. Luciano Pavarotti = Opera singer (tenor)You are mistaken. She was a female soprano.
That was the second song I ever learned on guitar. My mom liked it. I still know it but wouldn't ever dream of playing it. YuckyI know nothing about them. I wouldn’t know one of their songs if it bit me on the ass.
Actually, they are one of the best bands EVER when it comes to reproducing their stuff live. Was never a fan but some of the early stuff (before they exploded) is pretty strong.
@KSM The other night, I saw you crying while listening to a Neil Diamond song.
I disagree. That voice of his does anything but draw deep emotion from me. We do however have his Christmas album. Morning Has Broken, is a nice song.Shout out to @Bart Ell
He talk sings.. not really a, "singer" IMO. Not sure we have an argument here. Oh, BTW earlier in this thread you commented on my "adorable face" :) not going to forget that I'm sooooo HOT!! TSSSSSSSSizzle
Shout out to @Bart Ell
Would you please sing a Neil Diamond song song for KSM. It may be fun.
That was @ShayP and he was crying at how well The Bart sells the Neil Diamond impersonation.
It touched my soul. @Bart Ell :'(
I tried. You all win. I lose.
I tried. You all win. I lose.@whoozit
@whoozitAt least with today’s trend of gender fluidity Hump-her-dink is a possibility.
Find something you are passionate about. You need an angle here. A sharp one! You're not going to get under these old broads skin with Hump-her-dink material.
Ole broads like FISH, Annie, shay, or Bart. @PolkaDot 's a hothead, she'll return soon. She's an easy burn, but alot of fun.
@whoozit
Find something you are passionate about. You need an angle here. A sharp one! You're not going to get under these old broads skin with Hump-her-dink material.
Ole broads like FISH, Annie, shay, or Bart. @PolkaDot 's a hothead, she'll return soon. She's an easy burn, but alot of fun.
@whoozitI'm not sure how I feel about this @KSM . Is this because of that throat punch I gave you last time you got mouthy? I've all ready apologized once, I shan't do it again (apologizing, no promises on the punching).
Find something you are passionate about. You need an angle here. A sharp one! You're not going to get under these old broads skin with Hump-her-dink material.
Ole broads like FISH, Annie, shay, or Bart. @PolkaDot 's a hothead, she'll return soon. She's an easy burn, but alot of fun.
@ShayP and I will be in the corner enjoying a drink and watching the antics.
I'm not sure how I feel about this @KSM . Is this because of that throat punch I gave you last time you got mouthy? I've all ready apologized once, I shan't do it again (apologizing, no promises on the punching).
@ShayP and I will be in the corner enjoying a drink and watching the antics. Don't worry about his pants situation, @whoozit, we've come to an agreement about comfort level after @Bart Ell outed him in the RGOTR thread. Everyone else does have to wear pants though.
Please, carry on.
@whoozitOle men, like @KSM know nothing about acoustic flooring cork. Cork has natural sound inhibiting properties that allow it to reduce the amount of noise travelling thru walls and floors. Just don't ask KSM about it.
Find something you are passionate about. You need an angle here. A sharp one! You're not going to get under these old broads skin with Hump-her-dink material.
Ole broads like FISH, Annie, shay, or Bart. @PolkaDot 's a hothead, she'll return soon. She's an easy burn, but alot of fun.
Ole men, like @KSM know nothing about acoustic flooring cork. Cork has natural sound inhibiting properties that allow it to reduce the amount of noise travelling thru walls and floors. Just don't ask KSM about it.::)
@whoozit
Find something you are passionate about. You need an angle here. A sharp one! You're not going to get under these old broads skin with Hump-her-dink material.
Ole broads like FISH, Annie, shay, or Bart. @PolkaDot 's a hothead, she'll return soon. She's an easy burn, but alot of fun.
::)
Groooaaaaannnn.... KSM has worked with cork many times in the past and is fully aware of what you say but a thin roll out underlayment can only do so much when it comes to sound. Believe me. I know, FishyWishy.
@PolkaDotYou really are perfect, @ShayP :P
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These look like they would block sound pretty good.There's enough there for all of his orifices.
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@Chimp Covfefe does not wear pants. carry on....But he really should.
You really are perfect, @ShayP :P
Buncha prickfaces turning a fight thread into a love-in for polkapenis.
Buncha prickfaces turning a fight thread into a love-in for polkapenis.
Buncha prickfaces turning a fight thread into a love-in for polkapenis.
visitors can't see pics , please register or loginSo Shay is a black girl?
At times @KSM is a very rude person. But soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body so that his soul learns to be humble.Dude, that sounds like an excuse to cuddle me to death. Not a cuddly guy.
God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher and KSM is the student, and I am God's instrument.
When I squeeze your lungs KSM, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the Lord.
When you eat through plastic tube...When you are paralyzed from neck down...then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new KSM.
God's lessons are so beautiful.
;D
Anyway, is that your wound in the picture?
Is that fm one of those utube videos where some poor bastard gets infected by some little beastie?It might be. I did a hemorrhoid image search and that one (even though it isn't a roid) won. Looks more like a nest of a sort.
I love pomegranates!
Buncha prickfaces turning a fight thread into a love-in for polkapenis.
So Shay is a black girl?
Dude, that sounds like an excuse to cuddle me to death. Not a cuddly guy.
No, it is not.
You know how you are with feet? That's how I am with man hugs. The quick 'good to see ya buddy' ONE ARM embrace that lasts .4 seconds is tolerable but we cannot have seen each other in over two years. Firm DRY handshakes are preferred.
Not even a snuggle?
You know how you are with feet? That's how I am with man hugs. The quick 'good to see ya buddy' ONE ARM embrace that lasts .4 seconds is tolerable but we cannot have seen each other in over two years. Firm DRY handshakes are preferred.
You know how you are with feet? That's how I am with man hugs. The quick 'good to see ya buddy' ONE ARM embrace that lasts .4 seconds is tolerable but we cannot have seen each other in over two years. Firm DRY handshakes are preferred.
LOL! Yeah, feet are problem and I'm surprised you remember that. A firm, REALLY firm, handshake is fine by me...with eye contact. I'll just hug your shadow afterward. Oh, and I never have sweaty palms so the handshake will meet your criteria.Good point on the eye contact. Those guys who can't make eye contact and have the wet limp fish shake? yucky Don't do business with them.
At times @KSM is a very rude person. But soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body so that his soul learns to be humble.At times?
God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher and KSM is the student, and I am God's instrument.
When I squeeze your lungs KSM, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the Lord.
When you eat through plastic tube...When you are paralyzed from neck down...then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new KSM.
God's lessons are so beautiful.
;D
Anyway, is that your wound in the picture?
At times?
Good point on the eye contact. Those guys who can't make eye contact and have the wet limp fish shake? yucky Don't do business with them.Just a nice non homoerotic sports ball hug. You know, they kind were they pat each other on the ass after. ::)
I really don't have a problem with the quick firm hug. I have lifelong friends who can get huggie when they drink.. oy vey
At times @KSM is a very rude person. But soon he will learn manners. I will torture his body so that his soul learns to be humble.
God chose me for this fight. God is the teacher and KSM is the student, and I am God's instrument.
When I squeeze your lungs KSM, and you beg me for life, then your heart will open up to the Lord.
When you eat through plastic tube...When you are paralyzed from neck down...then your family will gather around your hospital bed to see the new KSM.
God's lessons are so beautiful.
;D
Anyway, is that your wound in the picture?
I love pomegranates!Me too. It's like eating tiny, tart little rubies. ;D
@ShayP This ^^^^^ was good! I have no idea how I missed it.
Where or what is that from?
You didn't miss it. @KSM Think. You will remember. ;)
This will always be funny to me. Especially when the one guy starts 'cry talking.'
He can't see your video
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You didn't miss it. @KSM Think. You will remember. ;)Ah, you sent that in a pm. Yes, it's funny.
This will always be funny to me. Especially when the one guy starts 'cry talking.'
LOL! Yeah, feet are problem and I'm surprised you remember that. A firm, REALLY firm, handshake is fine by me.So, you think everybody else here is so demented they think you like people who use their feet to shake hands with you?
So, you think everybody else here is so demented they think you like people who use their feet to shake hands with you?Yeah @ShayP What's the deal Sam Steel!? ;D
So, you think everybody else here is so dementedthey think you like people who use their feet to shake hands with you?
Yeah @ShayP What's the deal Sam Steel!? ;D
You know the deal! @KSM
She wanted me to suck her toes. NOPE. My ex-wife the same. NOPE. They were pushy about it too.
I've done that many times - still do. All in all it depends on the foot and most of all who they're on. Or should I say, attached to. Being a wild man can get you some pretty good perks.
THEY WERE PUSHY ABOUT IT? LOLOL In a, if you love me you'll do it sort of way? @ShayP Not like they just came in from a long run or something.. ;D
AAHAhahahahaha Your report gave me the giggles. Plus uno
I refuse to argue.
You know the deal! @KSMYes you did. From what I see about her, she's exactly what you deserved.
I don't like bare feet. I don't even like my feet. I have an anti-foot fetish. We should all lose the feet and have two sets of hands. ;D
Way back when I had a really hot girlfriend that I didn't deserve.
She wanted me to suck her toes. NOPE. My ex-wife the same. NOPE. They were pushy about it too. Those chicks were nuts man!PU. Tell her to get a dog to lick them, they love that, and don't mind a mouth full of fungus. And they'll chew the socks right off her feet. Failing a dog, a cat might drag her socks away.
I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. :D
No you don't.Yes I do.
Yes I do.
Yes you did. From what I see about her, she's exactly what you deserved.PU. Tell her to get a dog to lick them, they love that, and don't mind a mouth full of fungus. And they'll chew the socks right off her feet. Failing a dog, a cat might drag her socks away.
You do notI do too. Mainly because over 50% of you have less than 50% of a wit. ;)
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I do too. Mainly because over 50% of you have less than 50% of a wit. ;)
Why do Americans get too fat to fuck and then have nothing else to do so they develop idiotic political opinions and spend their time thinking about that instead of getting back into fucking shape?
Do you even lift, bro?
You know who would have to lift?Ummmm, yeah. How about some extra gravy on your poutine?
Any man or woman you want to be with.
Why?
They would have to lift that stomach to try and find your peeper.
Do you even lift, bro?
Why do Americans get too fat to fuck and then have nothing else to do so they develop idiotic political opinions and spend their time thinking about that instead of getting back into fucking shape?I was conceived in Seattle! I am a tiny bit (like one sperm) offended by your question in the form of a statement.
That is one of my favorites! Wasn't there a series of videos based on that? @paladin1991
I was conceived in Seattle! I am a tiny bit (like one sperm) offended by your question in the form of a statement.