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anniem

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Re: ARGUE WITH OTHER MEMBERS HERE! DAMMIT!!
« Reply #150 on: February 25, 2021, 11:00:01 PM »
Wine laced with quaaludes?

Gallon of wine

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« Reply #151 on: February 25, 2021, 11:16:58 PM »
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« Reply #152 on: February 26, 2021, 05:03:26 AM »
@whoozit I actually like you but I've always hated your avatar and I've said as much in the past but of course it falls on your deaf ears. Would it kill ya to pick yourself up something new?  Now, this is not an invitation to trash my current AV but rather a suggestion. You know.. in case you haven't thought about it yet.  ?

PS: In keeping within the spirit of the thread, maybe you're a cunt.  :-\ *shrugs*
I am sorry that you are frightened by tigers.  Perhaps you should start hitting your speed bags with your fists and not your head. @KSM

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« Reply #153 on: February 26, 2021, 07:00:02 AM »
You are some stupid shitheads. Don't know the difference between an argument and an insult. And remember. No one puts @FISH  in a corner can

And what's with Surf and Turf? Just choose one. Don't be stinking up the plate with the other
+1 @TigerLily --keep moving forward!!!
No one puts me in a corner without a brawl. I was born and raised in Philadelphia PA, USA.
 â€œLife’s not about how hard of a hit you can give… it’s about how many you can take, and still keep moving forward.” ― Rocky Balboa

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« Reply #154 on: February 26, 2021, 07:07:11 AM »
Nuttin' but dumbass fucknose shitbarns! The lot of you!

Not you @FISH  I really don't know what they're going off about..  ???

@whoozit I actually like you but I've always hated your avatar and I've said as much in the past but of course it falls on your deaf ears. Would it kill ya to pick yourself up something new?  Now, this is not an invitation to trash my current AV but rather a suggestion. You know.. in case you haven't thought about it yet.  ?

PS: In keeping within the spirit of the thread, maybe you're a cunt.  :-\ *shrugs*
dear @KSM , you and I argue about the NHL and the word 'ICE.' In keeping with the spirit of this tread...why are you being such a baby about not watching the NHL games?

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« Reply #155 on: February 26, 2021, 07:26:40 AM »
You don't like @FISH because you are a broke ass bitch who can't afford any fish that isn't in a can.

Monsieur Bart, why did you drag me into this thread?

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« Reply #156 on: February 26, 2021, 03:10:16 PM »
#&*@ you!  Don't tell me what to do you !#@*"%.  (So I'm in the right place, right?)

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« Reply #157 on: February 26, 2021, 05:19:02 PM »
#&*@ you!  Don't tell me what to do you !#@*"%.  (So I'm in the right place, right?)

NO! THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE.
(how was that?)

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« Reply #158 on: February 26, 2021, 06:56:18 PM »
NO! THIS IS THE WRONG PLACE.
(how was that?)

OH YEAH--WHO SEZ?

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« Reply #159 on: February 26, 2021, 07:01:42 PM »
OH YEAH--WHO SEZ?

YEAH I SEZ ANYWAY AND WHY NOT!?

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« Reply #160 on: February 26, 2021, 07:14:17 PM »
YEAH I SEZ ANYWAY AND WHY NOT!?

“Well, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.”
“But isn’t just saying ‘No, it isn’t!’”

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« Reply #161 on: February 26, 2021, 07:23:44 PM »
“Well, if I argue with you, I must take up a contrary position.”
“But isn’t just saying ‘No, it isn’t!’”



A man walks into an office.

Man: (Michael Palin) Ah. I'd like to have an argument, please.

Receptionist: Certainly sir. Have you been here before?

Man: No, this is my first time.

Receptionist: I see. Well, do you want to have the full argument, or were you thinking of taking a course?

Man: Well, what would be the cost?

Receptionist: Well, It's one pound for a five minute argument, but only eight pounds for a course of ten.

Man: Well, I think it's probably best if I start with the one and then see how it goes from there, okay?

Receptionist: Fine. I'll see who's free at the moment.

(Pause)

Receptionist: Mr. DeBakey's free, but he's a little bit conciliatory. Ahh yes, Try Mr. Barnard; room 12.

Man: Thank you. (Walks down the hall. Opens door.)

Angry man: WHADDAYOU WANT?

Man: Well, Well, I was told outside that...

Angry man: DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

Man: What?

A: SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!

M: Yes, but I came here for an argument!!

A: OH! Oh! I'm sorry! This is abuse!

M: Oh! Oh I see!

A: Aha! No, you want room 12A, next door.

M: Oh...Sorry...

A: Not at all!

A: (under his breath) stupid git.

(The man goes into room 12A. Another man is sitting behind a desk.)

Man: Is this the right room for an argument?

Other Man:(John Cleese) I've told you once.

Man: No you haven't!

Other Man: Yes I have.

M: When?

O: Just now.

M: No you didn't!

O: Yes I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I did!

M: You didn't!

O: I'm telling you, I did!

M: You did not!

O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?

M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.

O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.

O: Anyway, I did.

M: You most certainly did not!

O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh no you didn't!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: No you DIDN'T!

O: Oh yes I did!

M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

(pause)

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

(pause)

M: It's just contradiction!

O: No it isn't!

M: It IS!

O: It is NOT!

M: You just contradicted me!

O: No I didn't!

M: You DID!

O: No no no!

M: You did just then!

O: Nonsense!

M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

(pause)

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is!

(pause)

M: I came here for a good argument!

O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!

M: An argument isn't just contradiction.

O: Well! it CAN be!

M: No it can't!

M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

O: No it isn't!

M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.

O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!

M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it isn't!

O: Yes it is!

M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.

O: It is NOT!

M: It is!

O: Not at all!

M: It is!

(The Arguer hits a bell on his desk and stops.)

O: Thank you, that's it.

M: (stunned) What?

O: That's it. Good morning.

M: But I was just getting interested!

O: I'm sorry, the five minutes is up.

M: That was never five minutes just now!!

O: I'm afraid it was.

M: (leading on) No it wasn't.....

O: I'm sorry, I'm not allowed to argue any more.

M: WHAT??

O: If you want me to go on arguing, you'll have to pay for another five minutes.

M: But that was never five minutes just now!
Oh Come on!
Oh this is...
This is ridiculous!

O: I told you... I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you PAY!

M: Oh all right. (takes out his wallet and pays again.) There you are.

O: Thank you.

M: (clears throat) Well...

O: Well WHAT?

M: That was never five minutes just now.

O: I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

M: Well I just paid!

O: No you didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I DID!!!

O: YOU didn't!

M: I don't want to argue about it!

O: Well I'm very sorry but you didn't pay!

M: Ah hah! Well if I didn't pay, why are you arguing??? Ah HAAAAAAHHH! Gotcha!

O: No you haven't!

M: Yes I have! If you're arguing, I must have paid.

O: Not necessarily. I *could* be arguing in my spare time.

M: I've had enough of this!

O: No you haven't.

M: Oh shut up!

(Man leaves the office)

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Re: ARGUE WITH OTHER MEMBERS HERE! DAMMIT!!
« Reply #162 on: February 26, 2021, 08:12:19 PM »
@anniem
Where? How?
You got it all written down. I am very impressed with your typing skills.
Thank you for making me laugh. The argument never gets old.

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« Reply #163 on: February 26, 2021, 08:16:31 PM »
@anniem
Where? How?
You got it all written down. I am very impressed with your typing skills.
Thank you for making me laugh. The argument never gets old.

Searched for Monty Python Argument Sketch.
It is great. Glad you laughed!

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« Reply #164 on: February 26, 2021, 08:22:42 PM »
Searched for Monty Python Argument Sketch.
It is great. Glad you laughed!
+1

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