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JUAN

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Cattle mutilations in Texas
« on: April 24, 2023, 01:32:18 PM »
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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2023, 01:39:19 PM »
CBS reports there are cattle mutilations in Texas
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dead-cows-mutilated-tongues-removed-texas-mystery/

They cut out the tongues so the cows can't tell anyone which fake cowboy(s) raped them.

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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2023, 01:43:28 PM »
It’s interesting to me that the cows were dead for several days and had not been attacked by scavengers.
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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2023, 01:49:53 PM »
It’s interesting to me that the cows were dead for several days and had not been attacked by scavengers.

The fake cowboy semen kept them away.

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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2023, 04:27:05 PM »
It’s interesting to me that the cows were dead for several days and had not been attacked by scavengers.

That is interesting. Oddly, or not so oddly enough it's the same as the reports Moulton Howe used to report on Dreamland with Art waaaay back when. Her reports were bloody painful to listen to as she held her phone up to a tape recorder. Ugh

Don't shit up the thread, bart. Or perhaps it's time you move on. HMM?

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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2023, 06:19:01 PM »
Just think! If George wasn’t such an asshole he could have LMH on tonight.
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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2023, 10:28:57 AM »
future serial killers practicing. yikes.

and of course they're from Texas.
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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2023, 10:11:11 PM »
future serial killers practicing. yikes.

and of course they're from Texas.

What the Hell is up with Texas, anyway?  "Texas. If it's a bad thing it's here"
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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #8 on: April 27, 2023, 08:55:31 AM »
What the Hell is up with Texas, anyway?  "Texas. If it's a bad thing it's here"

Still not Florida though.

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Re: Cattle mutilations in Texas
« Reply #9 on: April 27, 2023, 10:40:37 AM »
Still not Florida though.

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