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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #1125 on: March 23, 2023, 11:41:21 AM »
New Las Vegas Raider QB Jimmy Garoppolo being welcomed to the community with open, um, arms.


''... employees at the famous Chicken Ranch brothel have announced that they want to provide the former San Francisco 49ers heartthrob with free sex for life...''

https://www.eastbaytimes.com/2023/03/22/babe-jimmy-garoppolo-gets-lifetime-offer-from-las-vegas-brothel-workers/


''Vegas Strip Club Gifts $500K Lifetime Membership to New Raiders QB Jimmy Garoppolo''

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/vegas-strip-club-gifts-500k-212700377.html


No word yet from Roger Goodell, Derek Carr, or Bill Clinton.

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« Reply #1126 on: April 11, 2023, 02:23:13 PM »
Horrible situation because some loser decided that driving safely wasn't important enough...  This could really hurt the rest of his financial life.
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« Reply #1127 on: April 11, 2023, 07:11:07 PM »
Horrible situation because some loser decided that driving safely wasn't important enough...  This could really hurt the rest of his financial life.
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And the NFL draft is two weeks from Thursday.  I read a clip that it has required multiple surgeries, per his agent.  It was a multi car accident apparently. 

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« Reply #1128 on: April 11, 2023, 07:54:00 PM »
And the NFL draft is two weeks from Thursday.  I read a clip that it has required multiple surgeries, per his agent.  It was a multi car accident apparently.

What I read is truck driving dude head-ons footballer's Impala (not a good match...). Then other people hit the truck. After an acquaintance's fatal accident, I bought my kids SUVs.

Horrible, horrible for someone facing a draft. Innocent too. It's not like he was drunk driving or anything.
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« Reply #1129 on: April 27, 2023, 06:07:31 PM »
Jalen Carter falls into the Lions lap and they weasel and trade the pick. Holmes the GM seems to know what he is doing but I would have pulled the trigger there.

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« Reply #1130 on: April 27, 2023, 06:46:08 PM »
Jalen Carter falls into the Lions lap and they weasel and trade the pick. Holmes the GM seems to know what he is doing but I would have pulled the trigger there.

I would not touch Jalen Carter with a ten foot pole.  He has Jamarcus Russell written all over him.

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« Reply #1131 on: April 27, 2023, 06:53:24 PM »
I would not touch Jalen Carter with a ten foot pole.  He has Jamarcus Russell written all over him.

Quite possible. If not the Eagles just got even better.

Then Lions take a RB that they really don't need that most had pegged as a 2nd rounder.   The boys over on the Lions forum are taking it well. LoL

"other teams are playing chess and Holmes is eating glue. jesus christ man"

The Yahoo analyst not happy either:
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« Reply #1132 on: April 27, 2023, 06:56:39 PM »
Quite possible. If not the Eagles just got even better.

I think that the Eagles can afford to gamble.  Makes sense for them.

Then Lions take a RB that they really don't need that most had pegged as a 2nd rounder.   The boys over on the Lions forum are taking it well. LoL

The Lions had a winning record and it frightened them.  They need to get back to the safety and security of the cellar.

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« Reply #1133 on: April 27, 2023, 07:22:53 PM »
The Lions had a winning record and it frightened them.  They need to get back to the safety and security of the cellar.

Apparently so. Another odd pick in the 1st round.

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« Reply #1134 on: April 27, 2023, 08:08:43 PM »
I think that the Eagles can afford to gamble.  Makes sense for them.

The Lions had a winning record and it frightened them.  They need to get back to the safety and security of the cellar.
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« Reply #1135 on: April 27, 2023, 08:43:23 PM »
Quite possible. If not the Eagles just got even better.

Then Lions take a RB that they really don't need that most had pegged as a 2nd rounder.   The boys over on the Lions forum are taking it well. LoL

"other teams are playing chess and Holmes is eating glue. jesus christ man"

The Yahoo analyst not happy either:

The laugh it gave me hurt.
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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #1136 on: April 28, 2023, 03:39:13 AM »
I would not touch Jalen Carter with a ten foot pole.  He has Jamarcus Russell written all over him.

Philly has some good, solid veterans on that D Line who can help this kid if he can be helped.  A great pick followed up by another with Nolan Smith.  Georgia Eagles!

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Re: NFL Football
« Reply #1137 on: April 28, 2023, 05:11:06 AM »
There’s lots of optimism in Jacksonville.  That’s usually a bad sign.
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« Reply #1138 on: April 29, 2023, 08:09:25 PM »
Philly has some good, solid veterans on that D Line who can help this kid if he can be helped.  A great pick followed up by another with Nolan Smith.  Georgia Eagles!

If I were running the show with the Lions, I would have taken Smith as well. However the nerds down in the nerdery say the Lions had the best draft of any team.  Could there be...hope?

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« Reply #1139 on: April 29, 2023, 08:43:20 PM »
If I were running the show with the Lions, I would have taken Smith as well. However the nerds down in the nerdery say the Lions had the best draft of any team.  Could there be...hope?

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