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Bart Ell

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #15 on: January 17, 2020, 05:26:23 PM »
Bob Lazar is ten times more important to the woo world than Art Bell.
Everyone knows what Area 51 is while only shut-ins remember Art's name.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #16 on: January 17, 2020, 05:26:54 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on January 17, 2020, 05:26:12 PM
As you have stated in the past - we all have our kinks.

Carry on. I like where this thread is headed.

I meant it fully as a compliment!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #17 on: January 17, 2020, 05:27:58 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:26:54 PM
I meant it fully as a compliment!

It was taken as such my good Sir.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #18 on: January 17, 2020, 05:28:13 PM »
If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #19 on: January 17, 2020, 05:33:57 PM »
On December 27th I had something called a microlaryngoscopy.
This is a recording of the moment I broke my throat.

https://vocaroo.com/l9mwBlKXfl8

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #20 on: January 17, 2020, 05:34:41 PM »
People who think there is serious woo are mentally unstable.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2020, 05:39:06 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:24:05 PM
I trust your opinion on shit more than that of anyone else on here.
WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2020, 05:39:16 PM »
Baltimore is a horrible city.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2020, 05:40:07 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 17, 2020, 05:39:06 PM
WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2020, 05:41:02 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:39:16 PM
Baltimore is a horrible city.
Common knowledge.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #25 on: January 17, 2020, 05:43:37 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:40:07 PM
Chin up, pal!
I trust your opinion on licking where shit comes from more than anyone on here!
Also common knowledge.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #26 on: January 17, 2020, 05:44:16 PM »
Being deaf would not be all bad.
I would never hear a local say sore-eeeeee again.

#SorryNotSore-eeeeeeeeee

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #27 on: January 17, 2020, 05:44:45 PM »
Quote from: Bart Ell on January 17, 2020, 05:28:13 PM
If you have checked if the fake Kingdom of Nye is broadcasting in the last month then you need to rethink your choices in life.

Guilty. 
Yes.
I having been doing so..........................

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #28 on: January 17, 2020, 05:47:41 PM »
Quote from: KSM on January 17, 2020, 05:39:06 PM
WhaAAt?  I'm WAY gooder than WAN!! This is Bogus Man!!

Doubtful.
I can't see you putting in the necessary road work. Here is a short 7 hour 16 minute preamble to start with.  Get through this and we'll give you some real home work.

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Re: Bart Ell presents... The Truth
« Reply #29 on: January 17, 2020, 05:50:09 PM »
I was contacted by a legend in the horror movie world to tell me he is a huge fan of The Bart.
I had to Google him to find out who he was.
He is a member here.
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