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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #360 on: August 05, 2018, 06:43:59 AM »
Well...…….? I mean c'mon. They beat you up? Got you wasted? Nose candy?

By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.

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« Reply #361 on: August 05, 2018, 06:46:58 AM »
Dear Bart Ell,  I seek more of your knowledge.

In Fallout 4, should I side with "The Minutemen", "The Brotherhood of Steel", "The Institute" or "The Railroad"?

Glory be to Bart.

I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...

The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow

Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #362 on: August 05, 2018, 07:32:09 AM »
I don't know what any of that is but I will do my best...

The minutemen - It is never good to be referred to as a minute man.
The Brotherhood Of Steel - Sounds like a bunch of men with boners hanging out together.
The Institute - Has tit in the name
The Railroad - Too slow

Go with The Institute for reasons listed above.
Lmfao!  Thy will be done.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #363 on: August 05, 2018, 02:30:49 PM »
By the way the guitar guy began petting my arm my guess is they wanted a sexy party.
It can't be. Rick doesn't bend that way. Guitar player, perhaps.. In my mind you all drank and took the woman from all directions and now you have a grown love child out there..  somewhere. :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #364 on: August 05, 2018, 08:11:29 PM »
Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #365 on: August 06, 2018, 02:35:36 AM »
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #366 on: August 06, 2018, 03:27:52 AM »
how can this be true? 
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« Reply #367 on: August 06, 2018, 04:42:05 AM »
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?

Change that mass air flow sensor. Watch a video on YouTube on how to do it.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #368 on: August 06, 2018, 05:43:36 AM »
Your will be done.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #369 on: August 06, 2018, 07:45:54 AM »
Dear Bart,

I have a 2000 Ford Explorer that I haven't used in a few years that I want to get inspected to drive on the road.  It runs great, but the "check engine" light is on and when I run the codes it's saying the left intake bank is running rich.  Been this way for at least 10 years.

What should I do?
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
 no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.

starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.

it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.it could even be something as simple as a bad spark plug  or wires (if it has those). if it has coils on the plugs a bad coil is suspect, as fords are notorious for that. this gives a weak spark and usually sets a misfire code, but not always.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #370 on: August 06, 2018, 07:49:57 AM »
im not bart but i would clean the mass air flow sensor before replacing it. use starting fluid to clean it; it is relatively fragile so be careful with it.
 no smoking/sparks or other sources of ignition in the area for a while. wait for the fumes to dissipate before starting.

starting fluid leaves no residue, unlike most everything else.

it could also be a number of other things, like a bad o2 sensor, a faulty fuel injector and so forth. seeing how its only on one bank, i tend to not think its a mass air flow sensor.

Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice.  I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list  I'll await Barts approval before I proceed. 

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« Reply #371 on: August 06, 2018, 09:42:58 AM »
Thanks for the additional info, it's all great advice.  I'll clean the MAFS and go down the list  I'll await Barts approval before I proceed.

What @wr250 said

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« Reply #372 on: August 06, 2018, 09:44:13 AM »
Bart, print up some Bart Beer labels for us guys who brew our own beer from time to time. Or, a lot of people make wine, Bart Vineyards labels?

Why would I allow someone to put my brand on a product that may be sub-par?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #373 on: August 06, 2018, 09:48:43 AM »
Dear Bart,
    Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #374 on: August 06, 2018, 09:55:12 AM »
Dear Bart,
    Thank you for letting me join this party!
All Hail Bart! Long live Bart!  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

THIS IS NOT A QUESTION!

Enjoy the party, no need for anyone to be a wallflower anymore!