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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #585 on: August 22, 2018, 01:33:44 PM »
:o

Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #586 on: August 22, 2018, 01:41:16 PM »
Anyone retarded enough to think so could never be swayed by reality.
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D

 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #587 on: August 23, 2018, 10:02:29 AM »
Dear Bart,

Do you know how Brig is? I hardly see her post.. I hope she is ok.. thank you, praise BE 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #588 on: August 23, 2018, 10:09:46 AM »
Dear Bart,

Do you know how Brig is?

She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #589 on: August 23, 2018, 10:17:37 AM »
She has found a YouTube channel where they pull the wings off butterflies and has been enjoying it with her morning coffee.

oh my...  :o  thanks for your speedy response as always... :) ;) ;)  yours truly, TW   :)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #590 on: August 23, 2018, 11:08:10 AM »
Dear Bart,

Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #591 on: August 23, 2018, 12:50:27 PM »
Dear Bart,

Regular, Super or Premium Unleaded gas?

Gas?
In a car?
What is this, 1950?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #592 on: August 23, 2018, 01:22:26 PM »
Reality is in the eyes of the beholder. ;) ;D

Is that a parrot or a naked woman?  ;)

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #593 on: August 23, 2018, 01:33:49 PM »
Are we having fun yet?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #594 on: August 23, 2018, 02:10:20 PM »
Is that a parrot or a naked woman?  ;)
I think it's a naked dude.  Been a long time since I've used this avatar. ;D

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #596 on: August 23, 2018, 02:56:18 PM »
Dear Bart,

The guys at work and I eat lunch with a large, southern baptist, black woman.  On occasion, we'll push her buttons just to watch her flip out.
It's a hoot and lunch just flies by when she goes off as we are all laughing so hard. Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?
 
Case in point: today this "front hole' article was brought up. 
Apparently, there are those that think the word 'Vagina' is hateful and should be replaced by the more inclusive term 'Front Hole'.  This resulted in a
rather hilarious rant along the lines of "If someone tells me that I have a 'Front Hole', I'll bust their mother f'ing ass"   

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #597 on: August 23, 2018, 03:03:07 PM »
Is it wrong to trigger someone like that?

We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #598 on: August 23, 2018, 03:30:16 PM »
We need bullying.
It's what makes people want to invent something amazing so they can stick it in the faces of those who wronged them.

Cool. 

She does have a boatload of patents so we'll have to ramp things up.   


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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #599 on: August 24, 2018, 01:22:36 AM »
Dear Bart,

Why did they put a silent "P" in front of words like psychiatrist, psychic, pterodactyl etc.?