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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1005 on: September 30, 2018, 02:29:32 PM »
Popular regional beers when I was a young'un were Narragansett (Gansett) Rheingold, Piels, Ballantine (Double L) Shaeffer and of course there were also the major Milwaukee breweriew.   Never developed a real favorite as it was an occasional thing and pretty much boiled down to what you could get from older kids who could by it.  But I seem to recall drinking PBR more than anything else.   Since then, I've drunk a lot of beer in a lot of places--even San Miquel, God help me.

San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1006 on: September 30, 2018, 02:42:00 PM »
See that is where you get your own little keg and a hose and take it around to your local guy to fill up once in a while.  You can laugh all you want -- I'm not a beer snob and will drink anything with appreciation, but my house serves good beer.

Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1007 on: September 30, 2018, 02:45:36 PM »
Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
afternoon, while wearing this hat and drinking the product used to create it?

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At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1008 on: September 30, 2018, 02:48:46 PM »
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.
Hahahahaha.

My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao... 

I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1009 on: September 30, 2018, 02:50:25 PM »
Well there are ways we can put this statement to the test young man.   Would you get tipsy on a pontoon boat on a beautiful Saturday
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A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1010 on: September 30, 2018, 02:53:37 PM »
At an appropriately rakish angle, I would even make it look elegant.

I do believe you pass the test!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1011 on: September 30, 2018, 02:53:48 PM »
A friend of mine had a Lonestar hat maybe of cut up Lonestar cans, cut up, and sewn together but it was more cowboy style but then became almost Easter Bonnet looking after years of use at parties, at the lake, for funny effect....

Oh yeah. I hated Pearl, Buckhorn and Jax too.
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1012 on: September 30, 2018, 02:55:41 PM »
Hahahahaha.

My filipino friend said it was STD infected hookers from Mindinao... 

I'm pretty sure I have avoided that beer successfully in life.

As I have.   I admit that I'm intrigued now........................

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1013 on: September 30, 2018, 03:00:22 PM »
San Miguel really is atrocious. I don't know how they persuade those cats to crouch over so many bottles.

My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum".  It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows.  I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following.  They must have found the source of the bacterium. 

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1014 on: September 30, 2018, 03:01:28 PM »
I do believe you pass the test!
It would be a great hat for the 4th of July!

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1015 on: September 30, 2018, 03:07:51 PM »
My first and only experience with San Miquel was on Guam or "Gum".  It tasted a little odd but when I came down with a case of "San Miguel Shits" I was certain that there would be nothing left of me but asshole and eyebrows.  I understand that nowadays it is a respectable beer with a world-wide following.  They must have found the source of the bacterium.

My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1016 on: September 30, 2018, 04:03:59 PM »
My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................

My experience with SM was in the late cretaceous period and the claim that the beer had something to do with the mass extinction is heavily contested.  Go for it.  It will probably be fine.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1017 on: September 30, 2018, 10:55:56 PM »
What is up with the favicon?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1018 on: October 01, 2018, 04:36:04 AM »
What is up with the favicon?
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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1019 on: October 01, 2018, 05:12:23 AM »
Dear Bart,

Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend?  Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?