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Bart Ell

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1020 on: October 01, 2018, 05:18:32 AM »
Dear Bart,

Just how far does your #Legacy empire extend.  Just pulled this Ad - looks like you are into Real Estate now?

Real Legacy
Real Estate
#NoSquatting

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1021 on: October 01, 2018, 08:19:51 AM »
My intrigue is waning............   Looks like I can pick up a 6 for about $12 here locally.  Seems pricey for swill.................
That's not a bad price for a weight loss beer... Vomiting and a case of dysentery and take a good 10 pounds off of you very quickly. 😁
Eh, nevermind...

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1022 on: October 01, 2018, 09:27:52 AM »
Dear Bart,

Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern.  Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?

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« Reply #1023 on: October 01, 2018, 09:30:45 AM »
Dear Bart,

Heather advertised a live show October 1st at 12am Eastern.  Since that was over 12 hours ago does that mean she has already quit?

Yes it does.

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« Reply #1024 on: October 01, 2018, 03:05:41 PM »
Dear Bart,

I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink?  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

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« Reply #1025 on: October 01, 2018, 03:07:31 PM »
Dear Bart,

I am driving around Canada and am very confusicated. Why do the green traffic lights blink?  WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

You can turn left

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1026 on: October 01, 2018, 03:08:42 PM »
So... I can't turn right?

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« Reply #1027 on: October 01, 2018, 03:10:03 PM »
So... I can't turn right?

Not without a permission slip.

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« Reply #1028 on: October 01, 2018, 03:17:32 PM »
Not without a permission slip.

Thanks for clearing that up. I think I'll just go straight.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1029 on: October 01, 2018, 06:08:07 PM »
Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago.  Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms?  My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.

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« Reply #1030 on: October 01, 2018, 06:14:26 PM »
Bart, I came down with mono 3 weeks ago.  Could this be related to my hobby of licking toilet seats in public restrooms?  My Dr. wouldn’t answer this question and I need to know.

Nope, it's the dirty hookers.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1031 on: October 01, 2018, 06:16:12 PM »
Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
Yep. Watch out for the ones who want to kiss.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1032 on: October 01, 2018, 06:17:24 PM »
Nope, it's the dirty hookers.
You are the penicillin of questions.

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Re: Ask Bart Anything
« Reply #1033 on: October 01, 2018, 08:48:38 PM »
Dear Bart,

While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache.  Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?

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« Reply #1034 on: October 01, 2018, 08:54:17 PM »
Dear Bart,

While working with Gorilla Glue today I inadvertantly glued my finger to my mustache.  Is there any way of ungluing it or will I have to shave it and walk around with half a mustache until the shaved half grows in?

Just keep the finger there until it grows enough for you to cut under the finger and still have your full Magnum P.I. stache.
PS- Gorillas have the smallest dicks of all the primates.