Ask Bart Anything

[Sofia]

@Bart Ell  Um, Bart, in the Ell VS Bell thread I typed the word "f a gg o * s" and what showed up was something else, like a guy who's last initial may or not be, V.

And ends with A.

[paladin1991]

Just in case people don't know, Paladin1991 edited the quote from me.  I was posting about stripes (blocks), not balls!

bollocks.

[damon]

@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell the zoo people can only post there?

Yes.

[damon]

Yes.

OK thanks for the info.

[StarrMountain]

Yes.

Okay.  You already told me how to get blue box.  But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder."

[damon]

@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??

[paladin1991]

Okay.  You already told me how to get blue box.  But, how do I get purple box?
And please don't say, "hump harder."

Why, doesn't that work?  Maybe you are not doing it right.

[Spookcat]

Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?

[Walks_At_Night]

Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?

Really?

Seems normal to me..........................

[KSM]

@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell Do you remember a band called the Doughboys?

Yeah, I know John and his wife Jessica.

[Bart Ell]

Did the "#Clickacy for Bart" message get bigger or am I seeing things?

It may get bigger still!

[TigerLily]

#Clickacy for Bart

Hooray! Hooray!
I will #Clickacy twice a day
For our Dearest Leader Bart
Not an evil old fart
But really kind of smart
 
The #Clickacy is nigh
So raise thumb or finger high
And hit that ad for Bart
Our Leader with a Heart

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell What type of toilet paper is the best??

The kind that get your ass clean.
3 ply, don't cheap out on 2 ply
Use some baby wipes and don't be afraid to get up into your asshole with it.
#NoSkidMarks