Well when the Wenatchee Valley Skyhawks won't call you, where else is there to go?
Back about 10 years ago, there was an indoor pro team just across the Ohio River, the Northern Kentucky River Monsters. Former UK and NFL QB Jared Lorenzen, all 320 lbs of him, was their QB, GM, and part owner. The football was about at the level you'd expect for a minor league indoor team, but games were an event.
For me, the highlight of the games was their dance team. They called themselves "The Bait" and was made up of strippers from the various clubs in the Newport, KY "combat zone." What they lacked in dance talent they made up for in enthusiasm. Members had names like Cinnamon, Blaze, Aurora, etc. Lovely girls, the kind you'd take home to momma....assuming your Mom was Xavier Hollander.