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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #15 on: May 26, 2023, 12:28:05 PM »
Well @Walks_At_Night .. That was one good read. I can't help but think that there must have been a lot of whacken going on later as all the dudes made their way back to their perspective places. A theatre full of blood filled peni's. Somethings gotta give.

LOL. Thanks you for sharing.





Ok. I lived on Johnson St  ::)   My friend Eric who lived down the same same street invited me and a bunch of other prepubescent little shits to watch a "porno movie" that Eric found in his dads home office. The guy left it right out on his desk, of course his sons would find it.

I figure there were about eight of us in total and I stayed near the back of the room as I wasn't really all that into it. Was just there to participate? I don't know. Anyways the film starts and all the guys are laughing nervously as the sickly anticipation seemed to fill the room. All the sudden it's a huge bed with 3 or 4 women on it and who walks in from the side? John Holmes whose cock had its own zipcode. I mean, when I said he entered from the side - I mean that HIS DICK WAS ON THE SCREEN LONNNG BEFORE HE WAS!! Director must have had a field day with that one.  ::)  Anyways he porked all the chicks on the bed and it was disgusting like a giant white earthworm flopping around.

I remember all the guys laughing and oohing and awwing in disbelief. They were buckled over laughing. Quite frankly, I was not happy at all. I was a late blooming little runt and the LAST thing I needed to see was that fucking thing with all the chicks swarming all over it. I quietly showed myself out and walked back home feeling very defeated and hoping that someday puberty would hit with a vengeance. Fuck it was depressing. To make matters worse I had braces and looked exactly like  the Karate Kid. Bowl cut and all.


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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #16 on: May 26, 2023, 06:53:23 PM »
@KSM Man.  Holmes in your first time up at bat when you are not really ready yet. I can see that being an issue. I'm sorry that happened bud. 
If you stop and think about it though - the Karate Kid got Tamlyn Tomita whom was just about perfect when she was younger.

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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #17 on: May 26, 2023, 06:54:57 PM »
Oh. I've got a silly little story where Mr. John Holmes plays a small part but it is not really a first time kind of a thing.

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Re: Your First Time
« Reply #18 on: May 27, 2023, 04:05:38 AM »
Oh. I've got a silly little story where Mr. John Holmes plays a small part but it is not really a first time kind of a thing.
That could go in the Random Porn section or TL's Open Lines thread.