Because you all have lives, and I don't.
So the summary thus far for December 5:
Vara apologized to
@Malliard for yesterday's bashing of our favorite duck.
LNM fires Heather Wade before she goes on the air, causing her be very angry. While she is talking, Vara is live tweeting responses including calling Heather a "lying nutsac" and apologizing to
@KRowland Heathers next plan is to switch to KCAA. Her stories switched about her absences, but of course, she is not to blame.
Varas missus gets involved on Facebook, calling Heather a liar and inviting people to call into Varas show later and he will answer questions as long as calls are "kept clean". She also tells us to wait for the Heather recordings to come out.
Poor Ms. Wades guest didn't want any part of this farce and awkwardly tried to maintain composure while Wade decided to do an extra hour of the show. He replied that he had to get up for work so was pressured to agreeing to return in January.
@damon called into heathers show, followed by
@Jedimiller . A truce seems to have been reached between them.
All of this happened while the lovely
@DynamoHum was taking a restful nap and
@Bart Ell is planning more wootacular surprises!