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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #465 on: October 01, 2019, 09:39:57 PM »
Tongue in da butt.
If tongue in da butt is already part of your playtime then I suggest tongue in da butt after the walk through the park.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #466 on: October 01, 2019, 09:41:57 PM »
@Bart Ell  LMFAO

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #467 on: October 01, 2019, 09:42:36 PM »
I like the toilet paper so it rolls down from the outside. THE OUTSIDE, DAMMIT!

Gotta check on the kittehs 😺 . bbl

Fussy, fussy!

I used to need it rolling down and out from the inside on the bottom thanks to a little nutty doggie who liked to paw the roll downwards. I used to have it rolling down from the outside, But after finding much of a roll all over the bathroom floor two times, I switched. Took care of the problem, and he knew enough to stop as he wasn't getting his satisfaction trashing up the place.  ;D

He's long gone now, sad to say, so I'm back to the old rolling down from the outside.

There now, tmi?  ;D
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #468 on: October 01, 2019, 09:46:07 PM »
Wouldn't that only work on a mostly full roll?

After what's going on over in the HW thread, I can't tell you how concerned I am at how delighted I am to be reading and participating in a conversation about toilet paper rolls and their directions.

Should I worry?  8)
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #469 on: October 01, 2019, 09:48:44 PM »
Spookcat, errr, Spookpumpkin, I think Senda wins.

The Grow a Girl Friend and the Handicorn are my two favorites on the Big Mans list.

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I'm sure the handicorn must be an Archie McPhee catalogue item. Don't know about grow a girlfriend but it sounds like them.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #470 on: October 01, 2019, 10:07:48 PM »
Happy October, a good month! Love that image, too! 

And Pluto goes direct tomorrow, gonna see bigtime fireworks in the news for starters. Already showing its influence...

;D

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #471 on: October 02, 2019, 01:48:29 AM »
That is so so interesting about Pluto. Astrology. Most times I tell myself I don't buy into it. But then often it turns out so accurate
@TigerLily So you're not even going to comment on Bart's anniversary advice? Kind of snobbish if you ask me..  :( ;D :P

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #472 on: October 02, 2019, 05:21:23 AM »
After what's going on over in the HW thread, I can't tell you how concerned I am at how delighted I am to be reading and participating in a conversation about toilet paper rolls and their directions.

Should I worry?  8)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #473 on: October 02, 2019, 05:29:52 AM »
Woot has this gizmo on clearance for $7.   I'm trying to decide if it could be actually useful to carry around or if it is a piece of junk that will end up in a drawer.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #474 on: October 02, 2019, 05:51:26 AM »
Woot has this gizmo on clearance for $7.   I'm trying to decide if it could be actually useful to carry around or if it is a piece of junk that will end up in a drawer.

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I say go for it. There’s nothing like picking your teeth and cuttin a mother fucker at the same time.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #475 on: October 02, 2019, 06:01:40 AM »
I say go for it. There’s nothing like picking your teeth and cuttin a mother fucker at the same time.

I think I will.  Even though we are not supposed to have even little knives at work after Mad Jack went bezerk.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #476 on: October 02, 2019, 06:13:02 AM »
I think I will.  Even though we are not supposed to have even little knives at work after Mad Jack went bezerk.

Perfect reason to get one. I have something similar in the car that also has a seatbelt cutter.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #477 on: October 02, 2019, 06:33:40 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #478 on: October 02, 2019, 06:35:35 AM »
After what's going on over in the HW thread, I can't tell you how concerned I am at how delighted I am to be reading and participating in a conversation about toilet paper rolls and their directions.

Should I worry?  8)
@Aquarius this is a worry free thread.  :)

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #479 on: October 02, 2019, 06:38:32 AM »
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