Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[TigerLily]

@GravitySucks KSM would rather bang Rue McClanahan in her current state than watch the NFL.

Of course you wouldn't be interested. It's not the International Football League, eh?

[Bart Ell]

Of course you wouldn't be interested. It's not the International Football League, eh?

If it was then they would be playing soccer and all those fat slobs would actually have to be in shape.

[KSM]

Of course you wouldn't be interested. It's not the International Football League, eh?

What the LilyFuck is the International Football League? Dipsy broad

If I was going to pick one team it would be the Steelers. But my American friends just roll their eyes when I tell them that. I would think the Packers and the Patriots would be the eyeroll teams     Even on the phone I hear their eyes rolling way the fuck back   I don't care!  I like The Burgh! Pens are my go2 hockey team after the Nucks & Oilers. EYE DON'T CARE

international football league she says

[TigerLily]

If it was then they would be playing soccer and all those fat slobs would actually have to be in shape.

Football is so much more interesting than soccer. Hockey is just an excuse to smack someone in the mouth. Rhythmic Gymnastics. Now, that's a sport

[Walks_At_Night]

There are times we all feel like poor Chef here:

[Bart Ell]

Hockey is just an excuse to smack someone in the mouth.

I think you are confusing it with marriage in the 50's.

[TigerLily]

 
Hey @ShayP .  Look who's playing you in the movies. Cheers!

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Kinda creepy actually

[Bart Ell]

There are times we all feel like poor Chef here:

It could be worse.
You could feel like Chefist after seeing a deer.

Like a Chefist caught in the deerlights.

[TigerLily]

It could be worse.
You could feel like Chefist after seeing a deer.

Like a Chefist caught in the deerlights.

#fearthedeer

[Walks_At_Night]

It could be worse.
You could feel like Chefist after seeing a deer.

Like a Chefist caught in the deerlights.

Fear the Deer.........   Fear.   The.  Deer.

[TigerLily]

I think you are confusing it with marriage in the 50's.

 "High Sticking!"

[TigerLily]

What the LilyFuck is the International Football League? Dipsy broad

If I was going to pick one team it would be the Steelers. But my American friends just roll their eyes when I tell them that. I would think the Packers and the Patriots would be the eyeroll teams     Even on the phone I hear their eyes rolling way the fuck back   I don't care!  I like The Burgh! Pens are my go2 hockey team after the Nucks & Oilers. EYE DON'T CARE

international football league she says

 Pittsburgh Steelers are cool 

[Bart Ell]

"High Sticking!"

It is now called fellatio.

[TigerLily]

If Vera was a superhero she'd be called, Relaxo!

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I missed this somehow. So sweet 😻. But I still think it's weird you named your wife after your dog

[TigerLily]

It is now called fellatio.

Qu'est que c'est fellatio? Sounds like an Italian ice cream