Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

*Grooaaannnn*  Ok I'll pick em' up!

..but thanks, dream killer.

BTW my toilet paper cousin says hi

Tell him that I'm a fan of his work

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[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks  I might be moving to Fort Worth in the next year or so. We'll get some coffee!   Can you imagine?  Just Gravity and the KSM guy doin' some casual coffee as they diss other members of the forum behind there backs! Hell yeah!!

My 63 acre woods is about an hour and a half south of Ft Worth.  You can cut all the firewood you want. Let me know. 

[GravitySucks]

Glad to be home?  Didja get all stocked up?

I would rather be checking into my condo in Park City, Utah about now.  Tomorrow I might be glad to be home.

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks  Oh boo-fucking-hoo.  Only skied for 4 days instead of 24-25?  Damn.  You'll heal.  Just give it time.  How can anybody possibly ski for that long anyway?  In all seriousness, I'm glad to see you're back home safe.   

My finely tuned body and exquisite physique allow me to excel in all physical activities. Stamina. Endurance. Positive mental attitude. Wax on. Wax off.

[ShayP]

My finely tuned body and exquisite physique allow me to excel in all physical activities. Stamina. Endurance. Positive mental attitude. Wax on. Wax off.

@GravitySucks  You're the opposite of me.  I get it.  I watched you walk in front of me.  I knew right then and there that you were a *clears throat*...specimen.

[GravitySucks]

@GravitySucks  You're the opposite of me.  I get it.  I watched you walk in front of me.  I knew right then and there that you were a *clears throat*...specimen.

Just keep your distance mister. I’m still stinging from the kiss n ride drop off. 

[KSM]

My 63 acre woods is about an hour and a half south of Ft Worth.  You can cut all the firewood you want. Let me know.

I know a brush-off when I see it. But you could've done it over coffee. 

[GravitySucks]

I know a brush-off when I see it. But you could've done it over coffee. 

Dude. I invited you to my woods. Invited YOU to cut firewood from MY trees to fuel OUR fire for YOUR coffee. It doesn’t get much more neighborly than that.

[ShayP]

Just keep your distance mister. I’m still stinging from the kiss n ride drop off.

LOL!

[ShayP]

Dude. I invited you to my woods.

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

[Chimp_Covfefe]

What the hell is happening!!!!   You two goofs are going to Mocha Joes!

@KSM32 @GravitySucks

[KSM]

What the hell is happening!!!!   You two goofs are going to Mocha Joes!

@KSM32 @GravitySucks

@Chimp_Covfefe I was gonna sneak in a flask.

[Walks_At_Night]

That doesn't sound ominous at all.

Correct.  It'll be fine. 

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[KSM]

Dude. I invited you to my woods. Invited YOU to cut firewood from MY trees to fuel OUR fire for YOUR coffee. It doesn’t get much more neighborly than that.

BACKPEDAL!  And that reads like only I! will be having a coffee!  You got me as Paul Fuckin' Bunyan just for a coffee?  A lot o' work man. Just sayin'

I'm not going to argue. All good.

[GravitySucks]

BACKPEDAL!  And that reads like only I! will be having a coffee!  You got me as Paul Fuckin' Bunyan just for a coffee?  A lot o' work man. Just sayin'

I'm not going to argue. All good.

More like a boxer that needs to tone up with a double sided axe blade and a buck saw.  Builds character.

I’ll sip my Thai iced tea and make social commentary about your inability to tolerate the heat.