Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[KSM]

Damn squatter.

Queening chair?

@sean92008 LOL you know what "queening" is? Oooh it's a barrel o monkeys!!! 

[sean92008]

Queening chair?

@sean92008 LOL you know what "queening" is? Oooh it's a barrel o monkeys!!! 

No, but let me guess...

The singer dances horribly, mugging all the while.  The guitarist plays with a coin because it was cheaper than a good plectrum. The other two just do their thing.

How was.that?  Queening!

[KSM]

No, but let me guess...

The singer dances horribly, mugging all the while.  The guitarist plays with a coin because it was cheaper than a good plectrum. The other two just do their thing.

How was.that?  Queening!

That was actually pretty good! Not the correct answer but.. it was good.

Hint: it has nothing to do with Chess. Hint: > <

[JUAN]

Has MV pulled an Art?

[sean92008]

Has MV pulled an Art?

What? Gotten a groupie understudy to take over the legacy once he's been arrested?

COPD?

Asian wife? (Come on, that is acceptable considering...)

Abandoned all of his children but his latest?

Tell us!

[JUAN]

Even Justine’s subjects wouldn’t fall for a meatless McDonalds hamburger.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/25/beyond-meat-shares-fall-after-mcdonalds-ends-canadian-trial-of-meatless-burger.html

[KSM]

Even Justine’s subjects wouldn’t fall for a meatless McDonalds hamburger.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/25/beyond-meat-shares-fall-after-mcdonalds-ends-canadian-trial-of-meatless-burger.html

You just made my day.

Wonderful.

Amen.

I know A&W was also trying it but I believe that too was a dud. The push to remove protein from western diets is very apparent. Although it did work for Jim Jones.

THANKS FOR THE KOOL-AID, JIM

[GravitySucks]

IT WAS FLAVOR AID!!!

You just made my day.

Wonderful.

Amen.

I know A&W was also trying it but I believe that too was a dud. The push to remove protein from western diets is very apparent. Although it did work for Jim Jones.

THANKS FOR THE KOOL-AID, JIM

[PB]

Even Justine’s subjects wouldn’t fall for a meatless McDonalds hamburger.
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/25/beyond-meat-shares-fall-after-mcdonalds-ends-canadian-trial-of-meatless-burger.html

I'm holding out for a meatless, bunless, pickleless, sauceless burger.  And hold the ketchup.

[sean92008]

IT WAS FLAVOR AID!!!

Speaking of...

I was being videoed and, for a laugh, I made a white bread sammich consisting of butter and strawberry Kool-Aid powder.

I made that sandwich a few more times.  Yummo! Sugar and butter!

I'm holding out for a meatless, bunless, pickleless, sauceless burger.  And hold the ketchup.

No joking here, I had some buns but no meat and made a toasted sandwich that had, cheese, a thin spread of 1000 Island + mayo & ketchup...

Tasted better than a McDonald's burger, by far.

[sean92008]

Dinnertime viewing, with the volume turned all the way down.

[KSM]

IT WAS FLAVOR AID!!!

Oh that's right, you were there where you had your 71st birthday! 

@GravitySucks  Hehehehe

[GravitySucks]

I'm holding out for a meatless, bunless, pickleless, sauceless burger.  And hold the ketchup.

So, you want the house salad?

[Ghost BEP]

So, you want the house salad?

For five shillings, he’d likely toss it.

[ShayP]

No joking here, I had some buns but no meat and made a toasted sandwich that had, cheese, a thin spread of 1000 Island + mayo & ketchup...

I've done similar things in my early twenties when I was hammered.  Sometimes I was too lazy and just ate a can of kidney beans and drank some ranch dressing.  I think back and wonder..."Why?"