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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5085 on: February 16, 2022, 12:35:14 PM »
Quote from: ShayP on February 16, 2022, 11:18:30 AM
I'm disappointed.

I bet the missus is encouraging him to order more complex equipment right now.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5086 on: February 17, 2022, 05:14:09 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5087 on: February 17, 2022, 05:25:15 AM »

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5088 on: February 17, 2022, 06:11:00 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 16, 2022, 04:18:59 AM
Best to tackle a dirty job straight on.

That is just so plain wrong and funny as heck at the same time.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5089 on: February 17, 2022, 07:13:42 AM »
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5090 on: February 17, 2022, 11:41:55 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 16, 2022, 04:24:44 AM
I'm on "Team Nate" in this one..........

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LOL, 2nd write up,huh? If Nate wants to get fired wouldn't it be quicker and easier to watch kiddy porn at work? At least then he wouldn't have to go through the whole "attempts to rectify the situation".
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5091 on: February 17, 2022, 06:00:20 PM »
Well that would suck. Go through all that shit to find a plastic head.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5092 on: February 17, 2022, 06:39:43 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 17, 2022, 06:00:20 PM
Well that would suck. Go through all that shit to find a plastic head.

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Some genius probably thought that was a big laugh.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5093 on: February 17, 2022, 07:56:40 PM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 17, 2022, 11:41:55 AM
LOL, 2nd write up,huh? If Nate wants to get fired wouldn't it be quicker and easier to watch kiddy porn at work? At least then he wouldn't have to go through the whole "attempts to rectify the situation".

@PolkaDot Maybe but I'm still on Team Nate. My thinking is he just wants to do his job and not sing goofy songs on the TikTok.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5094 on: February 17, 2022, 08:03:54 PM »
Arrgh. I want that LeakedReality site backup so I can watch dudes fighting bears in Alaska or stuff exploding in China.  Now I've been looking at reddit and it hurts me because you aren't 100% sure its a troll posting this crap.

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5095 on: February 17, 2022, 08:18:55 PM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 17, 2022, 08:03:54 PM
Arrgh. I want that LeakedReality site backup so I can watch dudes fighting bears in Alaska or stuff exploding in China.  Now I've been looking at reddit and it hurts me because you aren't 100% sure its a troll posting this crap.

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If not fake, the fiancee should lose his second wife during childbirth.
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5096 on: February 18, 2022, 09:04:27 AM »
Quote from: Walks_At_Night on February 17, 2022, 07:56:40 PM
@PolkaDot Maybe but I'm still on Team Nate. My thinking is he just wants to do his job and not sing goofy songs on the TikTok.

What do you mean @Walks_At_Night ? Everyone in this video looks so happy to be a part of this video that will inspire and educate future generations.

Also, is that Nate in the back right? It looks like he might have given in....
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5097 on: February 18, 2022, 10:34:05 AM »
Quote from: PolkaDot on February 18, 2022, 09:04:27 AM
What do you mean @Walks_At_Night ? Everyone in this video looks so happy to be a part of this video that will inspire and educate future generations.

Also, is that Nate in the back right? It looks like he might have given in....

Nope.  Although I agree that Mr. Back Right looks like he would rather be getting a root canal instead of the Tik Tok.  Nate is out back with Hans dealing with a situation

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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5098 on: February 18, 2022, 10:37:38 AM »
Quote from: KSM on February 11, 2022, 12:23:08 PM
Received a phone call this morning from the wife, a close friend/neighbor we had on the Nechako river up north and it wasn't a good call. Said river has claimed a-lot of dogs and more than a few kids over the years and now can claim another dog (Duke) as well as my neighbor/friend, Ben - who may die himself.  Goldon  Retriever Duke chased a critter out onto the ice and hit a soft patch only to crash ass end into the sub 0 water. 85 year old Ben had to try and save his ol' friend by flattening stomach down out on the ice and it too did not go well.
Dog Duke fell through and was swiftly carried away under the ice as he, Ben, also fell through and was submerged up to his chest with just his arms atop the thin ice that kept him up. Fast forward as two other neighbors managed to save him with rope but only after he had been mostly submerged for almost 40 minutes. Now in the hospital and struggling for his 85 yr old life is he.  Duke was a great fellow and would often come hang out on Saturday mornings on out patio while we had breakfast and coffee.

We sold that house in 2020 after 11 years of weekend living and not once did I go more than a foot into that water. God, Damned, raging bitch of a river.
 
Lesson here: LOOK AT THE RIVER, BUT STAY THE FUCK OUT OF IT!

I'm sorry to hear about that, KSM
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Re: Whatever: The Open Lines Thread
« Reply #5099 on: February 18, 2022, 10:39:42 AM »
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