Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[Walks_At_Night]

My last two runs have ended in a torn hamstring and a sprained ankle respectively.  I officially quit.

Ugh. While you are healing up, you should look into a Boomerbuggy X by Daymak.  No need to curb your mobility.

[PB]

My last two runs have ended in a torn hamstring and a sprained ankle respectively.  I officially quit.

I'm sorry to hear that, you may want to give cycling a try

[Bart Ell]

I'm sorry to hear that, you may want to give cycling a try

Cycling?
@whoozit is not a girl.

[TigerLily]

My last two runs have ended in a torn hamstring and a sprained ankle respectively.  I officially quit.

I'm sorry to hear that @whoozit . That's not good at all. After you are all healed you definitely need a better warm up and stretching routine. Yoga. Here's the downward dog done by an expert
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Or switch to something that doesn't take much legwork like archery
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[PB]

Cycling?
@whoozit is not a girl.

And you are?

[Bart Ell]

And you are?

I can be if it helps you get moist when you close your eyes!

[PB]

I can be if it helps you get moist when you close your eyes!

No, I'm all set, thanks anyway

[KSM]

My last two runs have ended in a torn hamstring and a sprained ankle respectively.  I officially quit.

QUITER!  Pain is a teacher, you big poop! Get over it and get over yourself. Hamster falls off his wheel all the time only to land in his own shit on a daily basis and we don't hear him complaining!

Bike up, man!
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[Bart Ell]

QUITER!  Pain is a teacher, you big poop! Get over it and get over yourself. Hamster falls off his wheel all the time only to land in his own shit on a daily basis and we don't hear him complaining!

Bike up, man!
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Bikes are for girls!
Look at Lance Armstrong.
He had two functioning balls before he ever got on a bike.
Gets on a bike and BOOM, balls gone!
If you are not a girl before you get on a bike the bike will make you a girl in the end.
Save your balls, @whoozit , stay away from bikes!
I am sure there is a whole gaggle of rabbit holers here ready to tell you that you can't be a man unless you have your man parts.

[PB]

... I am sure there is a whole gaggle of rabbit holers here ready to tell you that you can't be a man unless you have your man parts.

Bart can't be a man, 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me

[JUAN]

@Bart Ell -Was it getting on the bike or getting on one-sheet Sheryl Crow that cost him his balls?

[Bart Ell]

@Bart Ell -Was it getting on the bike or getting on one-sheet Sheryl Crow that cost him his balls?

It has to be the bike because cycling is for girls.

[sean92008]

@Bart Ell -Was it getting on the bike or getting on one-sheet Sheryl Crow that cost him his balls?

She'll NEVER live that down!!!
😁😁😁

[PB]

@Bart Ell -Was it getting on the bike or getting on one-sheet Sheryl Crow that cost him his balls?

Mic drop

[bateman]

I just had to look up this "one sheet" business. I didn't think Sheryl Crow could get any worse than her music, but congratulations, Sheryl, you managed.