Whatever: The Open Lines Thread

[sean92008]

I just had to look up this "one sheet" business. I didn't think Sheryl Crow could get any worse than her music, but congratulations, Sheryl, you managed.

Was that a tweet? I remember hearing it from Rush Limbaugh.

[bateman]

Was that a tweet? I remember hearing it from Rush Limbaugh.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/sheryl-crow-takes-a-swipe-at-toilet-paper-use-1.662204

"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting.…We can make it work with only one squareper restroom visit."

Crow acknowledges there could beoccasions when the one-square limit might not suffice, such as "on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required."

She writes that when she presented the idea to her younger brother, he went a step further, suggesting that people could "just wash the one square out."

[Bart Ell]

Mic drop

It could not have been a ball drop because Lance lost those years before meeting her.
You know, because cycling made him a girl.

[Walks_At_Night]

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[PB]

It could not have been a ball drop because Lance lost those years before meeting her.
You know, because cycling made him a girl.

Aw Bart, what's really going on here, training wheels didn't work?

[Bart Ell]

Aw Bart, what's really going on here, training wheels didn't work?

If I had to venture a guess, Pee-wee Herman, I would say you got a new basket and bell and none of your fellow tellers said, "Nice basket and bell, miss" and now you are a cranky girl.

[PB]

If I had to venture a guess, Pee-wee Herman, I would say you got a new basket and bell and none of your fellow tellers said, "Nice basket and bell, miss" and now you are a cranky girl.

You seem bitter. 

I'd encourage you to try again, I'm sure you have better balance as an adult.

[Bart Ell]

You seem bitter. 

You seem to spend a lot of time wondering what I taste like.
DIRTY GIRL!

[Walks_At_Night]

@whoozit FYI and AaA for your upcoming trip.

[sean92008]

@whoozit FYI and AaA for your upcoming trip.

That is the perfect example why not everybody is fit for college.

[Walks_At_Night]

One big fishy

[Walks_At_Night]

Little person flipping out.

[Walks_At_Night]

Just learned that intro song for Bonanza had actual lyrics. Something I wish I hadn't heard. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Even worse. Hawaii Five-O.  As an original Five-O fanatic this hurts me. Bad.

[Gd5150]

Even worse. Hawaii Five-O.  As an original Five-O fanatic this hurts me. Bad.

Oh my god! That is the most awesome thing ever!

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